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Show. [ theme ] stephanie happy monday morning, Jacki Schechner. Look what i got you. Eye candy. Hal sparks is filling in for jim ward today. Ooh, good thing i worked out extra yesterday. Stephanie you and Melissa Fitzgerald and i went spinning yesterday. We did. Stephanie she will be here in about an hour. The truffle will be reunited. It is sad when we cant go a day without each other. Can we recreate that experience . Ill play the bike. [ laughter ] stephanie little sexy liberal sandwich betw...

Show. [ theme ] stephanie happy wednesday everybody. Jacki schechner, you know i have so few things in my life. Look how happy i am about my new coffee mug. What does it say . Stephanie it is green in time for st. Patricks day. Ooh. Does that mean theres no pinch ug . Stephanie here now is colin farrell. Messing about with mrs. All the rumors are true. I got about a third of that. Then again if he looks like colin farrell, it doesnt matter. Stephanie all right. Now here we are. Were getting luck...

[ theme ] stephanie hello. Im here. Hello current tv land. Jacki schechner, good morning. Good morning. Stephanie or not. Im here. Can you hear me . Stephanie or not. Perhaps we didnt test the technical capabilities. Can you hear me . Culver city has been wiped off the map. Stephanie maybe there is a sinkhole in culver city. In culvert city. Can you not hear me . Stephanie Jacki Schechner is this big. If you go like this on your television, thats actual size. We dont know if there is a black box...

[ theme music ] stephanie hello current tv land. Hour number 1. Jacki schechner good morning. Stephanie as we know jim ward yesterday missed hot brie in the studio, and wonder woman. I know it was really not a good day for him to choose stephanie one of our listeners suggested that we put hot bries stripper pole in here and you do the news wait. Wait. Stephanie it has been suggested that we send a taxi for you. So you put the pole in there, i do the news here and it all comes together in jims he...

Peters from california joining us tomorrow. Well see you then. Announcer this is the bill press show. [ theme music ] stephanie okay. Thats not working. Hello. Welcome current tv land. I cant hear jacki. Okay. Stephanie all right then. Good morning, everybody we have a new pope. Who wants to throw out the first pope joke . Okay. Ummmmm. A priest and rabbi stephanie you are lucky he even popes for you. He is pope francis. And he has one lung. Stephanie dont cry argentina, the truth is he never le...

Folks, have a great weekend. We will see you right back here on monday morning. This is the bill press show. [ theme music ] stephanie hello. Well you know it thats day before vacation jacki, why in chris is wearing shorts and tbone said the flirt teeny bar is over. Are you really wearing shorts. Yes i am wearing shorts. Lets just pop out leis and call it a day. Stephanie and senator feinstein is still scraping ted cruz off of her shoes. That was awesome. Stephanie thank you for the lecture i ap...

[ theme ] stephanie hello tv world. Happy monday morning. Eric boehlert from media matters coming up. John fuglesang, sexy liberal and Melissa Fitzgerald, actress jacki, the third member of our truffle. Hot brie. She, jim, is sleeping at my house. Oh, really . Do tell. Stephanie i know you picture naked pillow fights and all. Guess what we did. We watched the replay of meet the press and talked [ bleep ] about David Gregory. Thats what we did. Youre a little too scandalous today. Thats what poli...

[ theme music ] stephanie hello, Kathleen Madigan all three hours live in studio. A comedy confection. Love her. Stephanie Jacki Schechner you know im a helper. What did you do . Stephanie well, i was trying to help the other member of our thruple, Melissa Fitzgerald, because she is moving near me as you rub it in go ahead. Stephanie i went to help her unpack, brought a battle of champagne as a house warming gift and guess how much unpacking we gone done . Not very much. Stephanie none. We start...

[ theme music ] stephanie hello. Im late. Hello current tv land. Good morning, Jacki Schechner. Good morning. Stephanie karl frisch right out of the box, representativetive peter welch of the great state of vermont is rand paul still talking or is he done . No, he is done. Stephanie that would have beening kind of funny if the president sent him a drone to get him to stop. Im not sure were on the same page with this one. Stephanie yeah, i know. I have concerns. And i liked that he did a filibust...

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