Tomorrow we wIll drown out the negatIve voIces that have held us back for song. After 30 years, Johnny Carson steps down tonIght. The buIldup to the last TonIght Show was lIke a traIn that was goIng to be deraIled and all you could do was stand by and watch. Heres bette mIdler. I cant belIeve Its the last guest. Quarter to three theres No One In the place except you and me. ThIs was Johnny Carson. ThIs Is what amerIca knew for 30 years. There was that IntImacy. And john, I know youre gettIng anxIous to close johnny has a Look on hIs face when she says, john, I know youre gettIng anxIous to go. I thought, wow, that made me tear up. She was the voIce for amerIca that we all wanted to gIve hIm a serenade. How cool Is that . And so It has come to thIs. I am one of the lucky people In the world. I found somethIng I always wanted to do and I have enjoyed every sIngle mInute of It. Johnny carson was and Is, I thInk, the hIgh water mark. He was It. He was the only one. He was the one that I gr
Authentically weird. Got a lot to do tonight. A whole big world to fix. Lets leave it there. No, dont leave it there. Why would you leave it there . There is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didnt have a facebook. Now were at 100,000 people. Government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9 11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the Tonight Show. I think at this point, jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. Were going to help everyone out there try to for the next hour take our minds off things. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So, we was toys . Is that the new name . We started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. Then you started to be able to make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for the taliban today. Today one of the commanders took a head count. Only half of his
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