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for rick santorum will be there. his tent boasts rick santorum summer dance party which, by the way, is the lowest testing bet pilot ever. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: hi, everybody, who here likes to cha-cha. remember leave room for jesus. (laughter) of course, if summer dance parties are not your thing, perhaps you would like some of rick santorums homemade peach jelly. theyre handing out samples of their peach jelly. wow. rick santorum must really be trying to change the...

>> hey, dennis, want one? >> uh, you know what, maybe not tonight, ladies. im kind of working on something. >> oh, come on, dont be a loser. >> yeah. >> well, uh... all right. yeah, maybe just one. do you have one for my sister, too? >> sure. >> what is it? >> youll see. >> chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. >> chopping, chopping. >> good, good. >> the cats dead. i dont see any problems with that, other than the fact that the camera might see my hand killing the cat. >> no, charlie, were go...

welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a show for you tonight. our guest tonight a man name michael wallis, author of a new book called david crockett, thats right, david. (laughter) >> what mr. crockett preferred and actually he didnt wear a racoon tailed hat, he wore a ca ron pelt chappeau. they gave me the sen ten-- sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, co...

i told carla your secret, and were going to help you. were going to rally everyone in this hospital to stop that board from forcing you out of your job. are you in on this, too, perry? nope. first time hearing it, and i couldnt care less. hell get there. mm-hmm. >> august 11th, 2011, from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to the daily show, my name is jon ste...

crockett, thats right, david. (laughter) >> what mr. crockett preferred and actually he didnt wear a racoon tailed hat, he wore a ca ron pelt chappeau. they gave me the sen ten-- sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, corn poll edition. the iowa straw poll is, of course, the early august to the very predictive precursor to januarys wildly nonpredictive iowa caucus. (laughter) the...

ten-- sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, corn poll edition. the iowa straw poll is, of course, the early august to the very predictive precursor to januarys wildly nonpredictive iowa caucus. (laughter) the idea is presidential candidates set up tents. in those tents the candidate offers to pay an individual $30 straw poll entrance fee. in return, the individual promises to ca...

under believable. you have randy travis, i cant believe you gave randy travis second billing to chairs. we got chairs and randy travis. (laughter) so the pimped out tent-bidding stands at chairs, petting zoo and randy travis. who can top it. >> i will say that tim pawlenty has mike huckabee performing in a straw poll concert. (laughter) >> jon: so nobody. (laughter) >> jon: nobodys got anything else. look, huck a kbee, music from huckabee but its not a great sign for you when your musi...

( cartoon music plays ) >> whos that neighbor? >> uh, im your neighbor, but let me ask you a couple questions. >> go ahead, shoot. >> ask away. >> who lives in this here hole? >> what hole? >> that big brown hole. >> oh, im inside that hole. >> got some rangers in there, too. >> all right, well ...0?8 >> august 11th, 2011, from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central welc...

and students and confirmed that it was a murder- suicide. >> it confirms that everything we have on the scene right now was the shooter was the husband who shot the victims. and then, he shot himself. >>reporter: mode of that happened on the fifth floor of the sparking raj remains a mystery the motive. the university could not confirm if this was a romantic involvement. the motive of the parking garage. >> we do not know and we may never know the series of events would have been on a p...

paid those dividends. consumer names continue to be strong, and industrials. take a look at energy, energy today has been the drag. exxon has been lower on that news. exxon says the xto deal is not going to boost earnings, at least not near term into certainly transformative for them and its been transformed today for the gas suppliers, apache and others are trading higher on the speculation that we may see more consolidation. meantime, some deals are not coming through, terra industri...