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Get a vote. he would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive. i was a congressman in my first eight weeks and i was in the congressional gym. i went and worked out. i into the showers. which, by the way i cant figure out why they took the curtains off the stalls in the congressional shower. the last thing i want to look is my fellow colleagues naked. im sitting there showering naked as a jay bird here comes emanuel not even a towel, poking his finger at me and yelling because i...

Visuals are incredible, roll this, and ill ask you about it. >> rahm emanuel is son of the devil spawned, he is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. he would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive. and if he doesnt like that he can come after me personally. i was a congressman in my first eight weeks and i was in the congressional gym, went down and worked out, i went into the showers, which by the way i for the life of me cant figure out why they took the sh...

Locomotive. he doesnt like that, he can come after me personally. i was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and i was in the congressional gym. i went down and worked out. i went into the showers. which, by the way i cant figure out why they took the shower curtains off the shower stalls. the last thing i want to lock at is my fellow colleagues naked. im sitting there showering, naked as a jay bird and here comes rahm emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush yelling at me becaus...

Them and when she found her daughter jessica on facebook, she decided to write on her wall. >> i didnt want to intrude, and i waited until her 40th birthday and i wrote happy birthday and i just sent it. >> jessica says she prayed for her mother every day while also looking for her on facebook. little did she know her mom was doing the same thing. eric massa the now former democrat congressmans rants against the democratic party lead have caught on with right-wing talk show hosts. heres more o...

Curtains off in the congressional shower. the last thing i want to look at is my fellow colleagues naked. they dont have showers in the gym. im showering, naked as a jay bird here comes emanuel not even with a towel around his tush poking his finger yelling because he i wasnt going to vote for the presidents budget. do you know how awkward it is. he goes to intimidate members of congress. >> sean: dead fish naked cant put his clothes on first? >> let me say this about in former congressman. this...

Congressional gym. i went in the showers -- for the life of my i cant figure out why the shower curtains are off. they dont have curtains in the gym and im showing, naked as a jay bird and here comes rahm emanuel, not even a towel, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me, do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man. >> a white house officials denied that happen but massa is no fan of rahm emanuel. he called the chief of staff the son of the devils spawn. and ...

Curtains off in the congressional shower. the last thing i want to look at is my fellow colleagues naked. they dont have showers in the gym. im showering, naked as a jay bird here comes emanuel not even with a towel around his tush poking his finger yelling because he i wasnt going to vote for the presidents budget. do you know how awkward it is. he goes to intimidate members of congress. >> sean: dead fish naked cant put his clothes on first? >> let me say this about in former congressman. this...

Sidekick, bill shultz. doesnt he look like the professor arrested on "law and order"? and he needs a gallon of chapstick to stay alive. sitting next to me, comedian paul mccurio. his latest cd is called image makeover. >> buy it! >> yeah, if you want to. if comedic genius was a grough raj sale -- garage sale he would proudly display his junk across the yord. and he thinks he is top gun, but he bites the buy one. good to see you, pinch. >> jobs wears levis and a black mock turtle neck in which ev...

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Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn, asked the police. of course not, said the husband. the unicorn is a mythical beast. thats all i wanted to know, said the psychiatrist. take her away. im sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jay bird. so they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. the husband lived happily ever after. the moral? dont count your boob ys until they are hatched. "the unicorn in the garden" by james thurber. well see what we have for yo...