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Toms set up. >> im a sponge. >> at least you are paying attention. i like that you are paying attention unlike anyone else on the panel. moynihan you said there was something creepy about ted cruz. you are correct. >> i dont know what it is. >> it is his voice. i think it is his voice and the way his face looks while talking. >> it is like the whole thing. >> it is unfair to him. >> i heard a lot of words said about ted cruz and creepy is not one of them. jay it was in the dallas newspaper. sayi...

A documentary of a guy eating mcdonalds every day. >> mcdonalds gets an unfair wrap. if you look at what they offer it is all about portion size and how much mcdone thalds you are eating. mcdonalds you are eating. >> did they give you a gold card? jay no, but i am -- >> no, but i am trying for one. >> we will close things out with a bedtime story.

And his agent. i am sure this is an incredible misunderstanding or a conspiracy by the league to try and undermine this man. how is it not a referees responsibility to make sure the balls on the field are properly inflated? >> thats the leagues issue. >> and these text messages dont look like a group of guys conducting and coordinating some sort of bold conspiracy to keep slightly under inflated balls. >> vow not a patriots fan? jay i am a cowboys fan. if there is any eason to trust me. i am a c...

Shots and died. last october the customer who was 57 years old set out to break the bars shot record and his daughter claims the owner egged him on at one point whispering only 12 to go. after downing 30 shooters in one minute and guzzling a liter of liquor the man went home and suffered a heart attack. the bar owners lawyer said his client is not to blame and that patrons are responsible for their own drinking choices. should the bar owner beacon viced it? be convicted? jay no. its a record. >>...

And killed this past june. thank you so much for being on the program. first and foremost, hair raising to hear your mother on that videotape. how is she doing? >> as well as expected. were just, you know, surround her trying to keep her going. >> so, can you help shed some light on all of this? understanding that there is a lawsuit in place. but what, what did your mother see as she yelled first, jay, jay, jay no. after they had say drop it, drop it, guys. what was she yelling jay, jay, no. >> ...

About the fake ones. but then it inspired bands like that is an awesome idea. >> kenny g tried to do it. >> he kept saying this is actually a perm and everybody is like, what? i thought it was natural. >> you wanted to say something? i saw you look at me. jay no i enjoy looking at you. i enjoy when you talk. >> i enjoy you enjoying me while i talk. >> we can go into a real loop with this. >> here comes the feces. >> we coil -- we will close things up with tvs andy levy.

Jay no i dont think -- >> no, i dont think you will see that. it comes down to look at what you just mentioned to the fact there are 26 states and many run by republican governors who are not taking part in these exchanges. there are a lot of republicans who realize that this next year is going to be really big. the law gist cal challenges that the obama administration will face in setting this up almost guarantees there is going to be convulsion and all kinds of problems. i think republicans se...

You dont have me defending those charged with crimes. any one of you could be picked up tomorrow. >> kim kardashian is the joan biez of our time. >> she wishes. >> is this a sign that the west is winning? our worst reality stars have fans screaming over there? >> this is lightning round, right? >> yes. >> pass. jay i like milk shakes. >> and you liked sex tapes. >> bill, you dated kim in the early 80s. i felt like i missed the boat. she turned into something better after puberty. i will say that...

Movement too. >> what about 2-pac? >> he is dead. jay no, he could be in a tree as an owl. >> in an owl suit. >> we have to go. thats what they are telling me. thank god he left. why do birds suddenly appear. >> why did muslim hard liners protest the nilling --

Wants convenience. >> so she is stealing instead? jay no, she says come up with a system -- >> come up with a system i like and i will stop stealing. >> you may be -- listen, in spirit i do believe you and i do believe artists need to be come compensated. i think the big companies are getting ready to satisfy this womans needs. shea me be the consumer these companies are looking for. >> i like comedy clubs, but i dont like paying. i will watch you perform, but maybe i will buy a t-shirt. >> welc...