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Whether its a gambling debt or whether its something to do with the super bowl. hes truly scared to the point that he turns in and fingers at the 211 leader here. you know? he knows thats a death sentence. regardless of what it is, hes going to have to leave this facility. >> yeah, hes done. whatever facility he goes to. >> holloman, wright, and -- just those two happy cats for now. >> for now, holloman and wright will be sergeant jay thomas problem. >> holloman is -- i saw him up there on the t...

Dont know what it is. i have no idea what hes scared of. whether its a gambling debt or whether its something to do with the super bowl. hes truly scared to the point that he turns in and fingers at the 211 leader here. you know? he knows thats a death sentence. regardless of what it is, hes going to have to leave this facility. >> yeah, hes done. whatever facility he goes to. >> holloman, wright, and -- just those two happy cats for now. >> for now, holloman and wright will be sergeant jay thom...

>> of course. >> theres no doubt hes scared about something. dont know what it is. i have no idea what hes scared of. whether its a gambling debt or whether its something to do with the super bowl. hes truly scared to the point that he turns in and fingers at the 211 leader here. you know? he knows thats a death sentence. regardless of what it is, hes going to have to leave this facility. >> yeah, hes done. whatever facility he goes to. >> holloman, wright, and -- just those two happy cats for n...

No, they beat me up and made me hold it. you know? >> of course. >> theres no doubt hes scared about something. dont know what it is. i have no idea what hes scared of. whether its a gambling debt or whether its something to do with the super bowl. hes truly scared to the point that he turns in and fingers at the 211 leader here. you know? he knows thats a death sentence. regardless of what it is, hes going to have to leave this facility. >> yeah, hes done. whatever facility he goes to. >> hollo...

You dont have the stamina to be president. >> yeah. >> the best one. he goes like this. she hates her country. nancy? >> yes. >> she did that. i just -- i couldnt believe it. i thought thats impossible to me. i found that he made people look silly and funny. >> i have to agree with jay. so much of what came out of this election was actual lines that candidates said and actual things. hillarys shimmy, which was captured so well. its funny that jay mentions the smile. i remember reince priebus cri...

Rally. i know. she was comparing the fact that he was talking about why hadnt she done more in the last 30 years, where was she. she said something like i had to hold back from saying, donald, where you were. >> she did the shimmy. >> you cant help it. >> jay, you look at this and what people decide they like, that they dont like, so to speak about some candidates, because there are lovable things. bill clinton, who had many a failure, was often seen as more lovable or human at least in a satire...

>> how do you compare that to the way this years nominees are coming across? >> the difference is that -- and ive seen clinton speak a few times. hes absolutely brilliant and funny. the thing with donald is hes the wrong messenger. i think on "fox and friends" they asked giuliani when he is going to say something rather than getting people clapping. giuliani started laughing. i dont think that makes him a president. >> sure. >> i dont know what he can do. he never said anything to me as a candid...

Youre a crook. close up. okay? you dont have the stamina to be president. >> yeah. >> the best one. he goes like this. she hates her country. nancy? >> yes. >> she did that. i just -- i couldnt believe it. i thought thats impossible to me. i found that he made people look silly and funny. >> i have to agree with jay. so much of what came out of this election was actual lines that candidates said and actual things. hillarys shimmy, which was captured so well. its funny that jay mentions the smile...

Like usa, america, safety. people are like, yea. usa, usa. >> with "the apprentice," you make the point if it happens on tv, it must be real. you know that, right? >> i live that. >> thats not actually true. >> he looks like he is having the time of his life. no tie. the baseball cap. hes having so much fun that i wonder if hes thinking, you know, being president is hard, by the way. youd have to really read a lot of books. >> and youd actually have to work. >> theyre telling me were out of time...

Alicia machado was miss universe in 1996. >> alec baldwin as donald trump and kate mckinnon as hillary clinton. its been a year of extremes in the race for the white house. comedy writers racing to keep up, but the campaigns themselves do offer some laughs without anyone having to do impressions. to reel it all in and enjoy it, we have jay thomas, host of the "jay thomas show," and nancy giles. >> i used to work with jay. hey jay. >> hey nancy. >> i love bringing you together. jay, what are your...