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Be here for that. Ill just let it wash over me. Wow. Competing. Gregs happy monday, everyone. G lets get startered. March is womens history month. Yemarch iss. Where we all rememberll w the contributions. Ther women in history. As if theyd ever let us forge t. Harvard University Poll shows donald trump with a sixe e point lead over joe biden. Si meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with arr six point lead ovehoidr. The cdc is no longer recommending that americans stay home after test...

It is a very big day for liberty and it is a great day for this country. Donald trump celebrating his 90 victory at the Supreme Court. Supreme court. They rejected colorados attempt to keep him off the ballot. The decision following months of debate over whether he was in violation of the insurrectionist clause of the 14th Amendment. Despite him never being charged with insurrection and this is quite the reversal. Now that it has failed, she says it is up to voters to save democracy. My larger r...

>> so wonderful! yes! i love you, too. happy wednesday, everyone. remember those stories you hear about a firefighter who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burns down? that reminds me of joe and the border. he torches the border and now we are supposed to trust the same guy who started this raging blaze to put it out. its like believing o.j. when he said he was going to find his wifes killer. >> tyrus: hes still looking. >> greg: he is. do we give mo...

so, no, the white powder found in whats been described as a west wing work area. cocaine. hmm. it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. now, since he was just there, the obvious thing would be to blame hunter, especially after they found that other baggy filled with who caners. hookers. but if you found bear crap in the woods youre not going to blame the pope, youre going to blame the bear. and hunter is the bear. besides, if it wasnt hunters, then who, joe? it explains the sniffing h...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we dont have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat ...

im dana perino along with jesse watters and greg gutfeld. its 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." america, just when you thought youd seen every scandal out of washington, theres this. a staffer, ben carter, is out of a job. it comes after a graphic sex tape was filmed in an historic senate hearing room. capitol police are investigating how it was allowed to happen. the senate sex tape was recorded last week but the time of day is unclear. its the same esteemed place where supre...

east coast 8:00 here in los angeles and this is americas late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, president biden is reportedly getting more and more frustrated with his dismal poll numbers and not just his anemic approval rating but also a variety of polls that show him losing to former president trump. and to add insult to injury, fox news has brand new polls tonight and for president biden there are no bright spots. the chief correspondent jonathan hunt is live to kind of...

hello, everyone. im dana perino. its 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> dana: america just when you thought you had seen every scandal out of washington, theres this. a staffer for democratic senator ben cardin is out of a job after a graphic sex tape was filmed in a historic senate hearing room. capitol police are investigating how it was allowed to happen. it was recorded last week, but the time of day is unclear. its the same esteemed places where supreme court justices h...

yeah happy monday. >> more like happy, fun day. d t >> i just invented that word. so friday, daily caller obtained video of a us senate employee having inside e a historic senate judiciary mpcommittee hearing room. >> oh., applause thank you, bro. >> in the senate judiciary room audience. >> but we dont have access to the video. so we had genee , one of our producers, sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah. talkah, talkut yield about yielr to the next gentleman. nolemen.w to the stor...