Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause eagle caw audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody thank you so much cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, its good to have you with us i dont know if all yall have been checking the news lately. I assume you have some information before you come into the building. The fact of the matter is, folks, the 1 2 continues siren alarm nation, this is a colbert alert this is not a drill i have just been handed a piece of paper. Is this paper . Yes, it is. Lets see, this just in it is the first day of fall can we confirm that . And we can. Yes, fall, a time for cherished traditions. Unpacking the sweaters, buying that first Pumpkin Spice latae, remembering were still at war with afghanistan. laughter thats why youve had a string tied around your spinninger for 13 years. And now, this war has reached our shores. The f. B. I. Is searching for three soldiers from afghanistan missing in massachusetts. The soldi
Can we confirm that . And we can. Yes, fall, a time for cherished traditions. Unpacking the sweaters, buying that first Pumpkin Spice latae, remembering were still at war with afghanistan. laughter thats why youve had a string tied around your spinninger for 13 years. And now, this war has reached our shores. The f. B. I. Is searching for three soldiers from afghanistan missing in massachusetts. The soldiers had been training at a military base on cape cod. Stephen folks, i dont know why were Training Afghan soldiers in cape cod. Are yachting skills that useful in a landlocked country . laughter and they wont get very far down the khyber pass in pink pants with whales on them. laughter but the most alarming news of all is where we lost these guys. They were last seen at a local shopping mall. Concern growing with every hour that these three are missing. Stephen so, shoppers, be on the lookout. Memorize these faces laughter applause stephen the guy on the end. I dont like that guy on th
Ladies and gentlemen, its good to have you with us i dont know if all yall have been checking the news lately. I assume you have some information before you come into the building. The fact of the matter is, folks, the 1 2 continues siren alarm nation, this is a colbert alert this is not a drill i have just been handed a piece of paper. Is this paper . Yes, it is. Lets see, this just in it is the first day of fall can we confirm that . And we can. Yes, fall, a time for cherished traditions. Unpacking the sweaters, buying that first Pumpkin Spice latae, remembering were still at war with afghanistan. laughter thats why youve had a string tied around your spinninger for 13 years. And now, this war has reached our shores. The f. B. I. Is searching for three soldiers from afghanistan missing in massachusetts. The soldiers had been training at a military base on cape cod. Stephen folks, i dont know why were Training Afghan soldiers in cape cod. Are yachting skills that useful in a landlocke
Stephen welcome to the report, everybody thank you so much cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, its good to have you with us i dont know if all yall have been checking the news lately. I assume you have some information before you come into the building. The fact of the matter is, folks, the 1 2 continues siren alarm nation, this is a colbert alert this is not a drill i have just been handed a piece of paper. Is this paper . Yes, it is. Lets see, this just in it is the first day of fall can we confirm that . And we can. Yes, fall, a time for cherished traditions. Unpacking the sweaters, buying that first Pumpkin Spice latae, remembering were still at war with afghanistan. laughter thats why youve had a string tied around your spinninger for 13 years. And now, this war has reached our shores. The f. B. I. Is searching for three soldiers from afghanistan missing in massachusetts. The soldiers had been training at a military base on cape cod. Stephen folks, i dont know why were Train
Live with more. The Union President just wrapped up a meeting with the mayor what did he say . Just about a halfhour ago, the mayor told the Union President to come back later this afternoon with representatives from all of the different factions of the union that signed this letter calling for the ouster of San Francisco fire chief joanne hayeswhite. They are planning to come back with the letter at 4 p. M. But the union says its stance remains the same. We are a very proud institution and we want to serve the public to the best of our ability and we feel were not able to do that right now so were trying to regain our footing and make San Francisco proud again. Thats our goal. Reporter the letter is signed by leaders of every faction of the union and the history of the San Francisco Fire Department that has never happened. It calls for the department to return to levels of excellence which, quote, can only happen with the change in our current leadership. Will you resign . Im not at t