There and the waitress is saying would you like the roast beef? i was like i don t think life gets better than this. i don t care if the plane nose dives into the atlantic, i just landed this biggest newspaper in the world, and i can t believe it. i m 28. you have been punched on your job? i have, yeah. who punched you. it was a tv presenter called jerem jeremy,. he took exception of the fact we published photos of him with a woman who wasn t mrs. clarkson. we ended up at the british press awards. there s 1,000 journal iss and photographs in one room from every national newspaper. and in the middle of the room this guy comes up to me and punches me three times in the head. this little scar on my head. that s what the scar is. that s the scar, the third