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Thats not right. But how do you do us . Show us. Its one year to rio, do you know that . In brazil. And we have these lovely ladies here with us. One of you is tabitha, right . And fabiania and theyre from the dance troupe samba, new york. So lets get this straight, for the next solid year we talk about the olympics . Yes, jim said we are so thats what were doing. Were celebrating with a drink call e capriania . How do you say that . As that a, sugar came hard liquor. What are those crunchy thin...

Know that . In brazil. And we have these lovely ladies here with us. One of you is tabitha, right . And fabiania and theyre from the dance troupe samba, new york. So lets get this straight for the next solid year we talk about the olympics . Yes, jim said we are so thats what were doing. Were celebrating with a drink called ded dcapriania . How do you say that . As that a, sugar came hard liquor. What are those crunchy things . Oh dear. I dont know. Passion fruit and a variety of things. Well ha...

Ill show it to you later in the show. Show. The Opening Ceremony will take place on august 5, 2006. It will be the first ever Olympic Games in 2016 thats a huge deal. Around 10,500 athletes. And if you like hot men, rug sbi returning to the olympics. You love watching rugby. I dont know what it was, frank and i were in europe and it came on and i said where are their helmets . Where are there and he said thats rugby. I started watching it. Its so yo. You cant stop watching it. You dont know what...

[ cheers and applause ] larry thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting a one person standing ovation. Thank you, sir. bleep ing awesome, man. One guy is going, larry. I am larry wilmore. Oh, tonight comedians Craig Robinson and Jerrod Carmichael will join us on the panel tonight. Very exciting. Very exciting. Hilarious. But first id really like to take a moment to acknowledge the man who made this show h...

Do this [ cheers and applause ] larry thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting a one person standing ovation. Thank you, sir. bleep ing awesome, man. One guy is going, larry. I am larry wilmore. Oh, tonight comedians Craig Robinson and Jerrod Carmichael will join us on the panel tonight. Very exciting. Very exciting. Hilarious. But first id really like to take a moment to acknowledge the man who made thi...

Jimmy thank you very much. Hello, im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. Thats too much already. Hello again to those of us who joined us earlier in primetime for nba game sheet special, shame on those who didnt. The Cleveland Cavaliers faced off against the Golden State Warriors in a matchup that some are describing as basketball. [ laughter ] not only was it the first game of the nba finals, it is also today the first day of june. June is someth...

Jimmy thank you very much. Hello, im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. Thats too much already. Hello again to those of us who joined us earlier in primetime for nba game sheet special, shame on those who didnt. The Cleveland Cavaliers faced off against the Golden State Warriors in a matchup that some are describing as basketball. [ laughter ] not only was it the first game of the nba finals, it is also today the first day of june. June is someth...

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Im happy to have im happy youre here. I mean, really. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be if i walked out on stage and no one was here . [ laughter ] so thank you for coming. We have a lot to cover tonight. Gwyneth paltrow is here. Ryan adams is here. Sean diddy combs is with us. And we will have a chat with one of the most curious and dare i say annoying bachelorette contestants in quite some time. Lucas yancey, aka the whaboom guy, will join us to chat about being whabooted off t...