Jersey Man News Today

Head-scratching headlines. they make you do a double take. so, here is the first one. kindergarteners accidentally get margaritas at snack time, no one bother to i.d. the five year olds? a student brought in jose corriveaus ready to drink margarita mix thinking it was jews and passed it around to his friends. heres another one. behold, ryan philip gazing at a painting of his cruel intentions but. the story has no cruel intentions. sara michel geller, salma blair and ryan philippe be reunited and...

@Elie: Someone writing in one of the political gossip rags — Politico or Axios, probably — opined that Florida has been great for Trump. Supposedly he’s stopped painting his face orange because he has an actual tan from golfing every single day and that the exercise from said golfing has helped him lose 20 pounds.I am skeptical. For one thing, he drives the cart right up to the greens, so what exercise? I don’t think walking five feet from cart to ball, swinging, putting and kicking the...