good evening. hi. here we go. first question. this is from monday s show, jesse. on monday s show, we reported on a crazy looking new stealth u.s. navy destroyer called the zumwalt. on the maiden voyage of the zumwalt off the coast of maine, the zumwalt had an unscheduled adventure. what was that unscheduled adventure? was it a, it was sent to deliver the mail to a nearby island when the local postal boat developed some kind of trouble. was it b, the zumwalt helped in an emergency coast guard mission to rescue a sick fisherman. c, it became a mobile power plant when all of portland harbor had its electricity knocked out because of an accident. or d, the zumwalt was asked to hold in port until same rare frigate bird eggs that were laid
okay. to whom my concern. his lab tests were astonishingly excellent. if elected, mr. trump i can state unequivocally will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency. i m sorry to say that astonishingly excellent was in the letter and jesse was not correct. that was a very difficult one because each of those potential answers was equally ridiculous. but jesse, you still have a chance to redeem yourself and get all the loot with your last question. ready for question three? i am ready. okay. this one is from wednesday night s show. this week s republican presidential debate in las vegas, chris christie said when i stand across from king hussein of jordan, i will say you have a friend again, sir. on wednesday night show, we reported one problem with that. what was the problem? was it, a, jordan doesn t have a king.
win a piece of junk i m a little ashamed of. a rachel maddow cocktail shaker. a junky cocktail shaker. that s the prize. if you get all the questions right and you need extra credit, or if you fail we do have something rap come for you until tonight has been cluttering up our office. nick, what is our random office swag tonight? these very fetching pajama bottoms. 2008 when sarah palin was talking about bloggers blogging in their pacement in pajama bottoms in solidarity. i wore them over my other pants so it s almost like they re never worn. slightly worn with. and they re held up by the binder clips from my desk. jesse, steve, steve, jesse. good evening to you both.
b, he s the king of morocco. or c, the king of jordan s name is hassan, not the king. or king hussein of jordan has been dead since the 1990s. in honor of governor christie who says some things that are a little crazy, i know it was d because king hussein has been dead for 16 years. steve, do you have the answer for us. i do. he s been dead for many years and jesse is correct. we ve got to do the math now. did jesse win the prize? he did. and jesse, we re going to throw in the pants anyway. just because. because i can tell you really want them. oh, yes. i will wear them with pride and honor. as an aids activist, a man after my own heart, i thank you for your work. i thank you for playing. it s been great to meet you. thank you, sir. nice meeting you. and if you want to play the most awesome game in basic cable