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Thank you. Welcome to our program. Im the host, im jimmy. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. I know you guys, a lot of you are here on vacation, but it was yet another crazy day in the United States of america. Donald trump, who maybe you havent heard is president now, a few hours ago, he fired james comey, the director of the fbi which is kind of like o. J. Firing judge ito halfway through the trial. [ laughter ] he fired the director of the fbi while the director was investigating his people of possible collusion with russia. This is unbelievable. This is the kind of thing dictate fors do. This is the kind of thing reality tv hosts do, they fire someone every week. [ laughter ] maybe thats what happened, he thinks hes still on celebrity apprentice. It was between james comey and meatloaf, and well the loaf won again. One reason they gave, this is the Hillary Clinton email situation, which is hilarious, that means trump fired james comey for making him president. [ laughter ] [ c
Know if youve been paying attention, it has been a thrilling 24 hours of television. We had an unbelievable rose bowl game last night. Did you see the trojans won that game . We had a lot of trojan fans i see here in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] i dont care, i mean whatever, you know . We had an episode of the bachelor the likes of which have not been seen since shark week. [ cheers and applause ] because of those two shows you probably missed the premiere of the new Celebrity Apprentice which is hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger who in case you dont know is the guy who used to be the most preposterous celebrity we ever elected to office. Now he is on television on reality television, taking over for donald trump. And it did not go well. Theyre all tying the lowest ratings number last night on the premiere, not many people watched. Allow me to catch you up. They give these celebrities an assignment. For their first assignment arnold challenged the mens team and the womens team t
Attention, it has been a thrilling 24 hours of television. We had an unbelievable rose bowl game last night. Did you see the trojans won that game . We had a lot of trojan fans i see here in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] i dont care, i mean whatever, you know . We had an episode of the bachelor the likes of which have not been seen since shark week. [ cheers and applause ] because of those two shows you probably missed the premiere of the new Celebrity Apprentice which is hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger who in case you dont know is the guy who used to be the most preposterous celebrity we ever elected to office. Now he is on television on reality television, taking over for donald trump. And it did not go well. Theyre all tying the lowest ratings number last night on the premiere, not many people watched. Allow me to catch you up. They give these celebrities an assignment. For their first assignment arnold challenged the mens team and the womens team to go back in time agreed t
Thrilling 24 hours of television. We had an unbelievable rose bowl game last night. Did you see the trojans won that game . We had a lot of trojan fans i see here in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] i dont care, i mean whatever, you know . We had an episode of the bachelor the likes of which have not been seen since shark week. [ cheers and applause ] because of those two shows you probably missed the premiere of the new Celebrity Apprentice which is hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger who in case you dont know is the guy who used to be the most preposterous celebrity we ever elected to office. Now he is on television on reality television, taking over for donald trump. And it did not go well. Theyre all tying the lowest ratings number last night on the premiere, not many people watched. Allow me to catch you up. They give these celebrities an assignment. For their first assignment arnold challenged the mens team and the womens team to go back in time and kill him before he agreed to