Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Sarah Paulson Henry Golding, musical guest car seat headrest and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Hi thank you very much. Wow. Oh, thank you very much, everybody. Please thank you so much, and welcome, welcome, welcome, to studio 6a in new york city [ cheers and applause this is the tonight show. Thank you for watching [ cheers ] lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys ealier today, rudy guliani held a press conference [ laughter ] he held a press conference about the election, and lets just say in the history of insane rudy press conferences, this could be his masterpiece. Here are some of the highlights good afternoon. Did you all watch my cousin vinny how many fingers do i got up . And she says, three. That could have been mickey mouse. That could have b
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests sharon stone Shaquille Oneal musical guest Kylie Minogue and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, thank you very much everybody thank you so much for tuning in to the tonight show. Hi my name is jimmy this is the roots right there. My goodness. Good to see you guys well, lets get to the news and jokes, everybody well, guys, last night President Trump was in philadelphia i was waiting for applaud or something oh, yeah. Trying to catch you off guard, man. Jimmy i got you. You got me you got me last night President Trump was in philadelphia. [ cheering ] jimmy no, no he was in philadelphia for a a town hall event on abc called the president and the people. If youre wondering how he did abc is now calling the town hall disasterish. It was a rough night for trump usually when someone gets beat up that much
Aunjanue ellis sarah cooper musical guest, christine and the queens [ laughter ] its the tonight show at home editiond jimmy welcome to the tonight show, everyone. Thank you. It has been a long week. Music, please . Its been an emotional week. And it has been a hopeful week so, thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, new fence around the white house. [ screams i want to give a big congrats to my daughter winnie who is now were just a week away from trump announcing, operation now a second grader ball pit. Oh, yeah and finally, thank you i want to thank her teachers so las vegas pools, reopening with social distancing, cause much during a pandemic, theres nothing safer than swimming in the urine of 300 drunk strangers. The best. Jimmy she has the best teachers they were amazing. And, of course, you included, mom. Thank you jimmy but really thank you so much. No. Jimmy yeah, they are just well be right back with kevin bacon, everybody teachers everywhere, thank you so much. Wow. The
[ light laughter ] youre watching impeachment after dark live its the only show that talks about how im being treated very badly by the very rude, very nasty media [ light laughter ] theyre very rude and theyre very nasty [ laughter ] its just like a real housewives after show, if instead of committing tax fraud, they committed obstruction of justice [ light laughter ] and tax fraud. [ laughter ] now i know what youre probably all thinking its day three of the hearings your favorite president must be melting down by now. But it couldnt be further from the truth. In fact, just this week, i was rushed to the hospital for my standard physical. [ laughter ] everyone said i was a perfect patient. I even got a lollipop. [ laughter ] you always get the lolly roy cohn told me that. [ light laughter ] as always, im joined by my attorney general bill barr at the bill barr bar bar. [ laughter ] great to be here, mr. President and on behalf of your staff this week [ light laughter ] thank you fant