news senior meteorologist and author of the new book,th i am bookstall jay z. when he produces a tv show,sk i characters ask to beto killed off. the founder of the loftus party .com michael and rattlese describe her as too poisonous to fox news contributor katju. and finally, elephants won t discuss him when he s in the room. my massive sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tirhas w. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously.s so it s it s friday. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. yeah, i love leftovers. g this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. theythat s always it ll be my first time reading these. so if they , it s not my fault.o and you say the word and i ll fire the staff. and here we go . this week, president biden addressed classified documentsah found in his garage. when asked why h e thought be a garage would be a safe place for such things, he said,er because hunter has been hidinge his stash there for fifteens, years and he
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they didn t have enough right. and karma was. well, you saw it. yeah. so he s in there. but i know we don t have time to go back to the speech, but he forgot.at bugs he got frustrated because what bugs me is we re here talking about something important. yes. if you go and you know what that is , it s important. d i and there s and cat, i believe you re correct. it was a twenty year old that wrote that speech because he was like, no regrets. fro there s no there.o forg there. yeah, yeahet. coming from a guy who forgets everything, he literally forgoto he was president . yeah. that s so. yeah. but yeah. the one last thing was the documents are six years old. they re, they re after they already usee alrd hunter d them like he hid the laptop and the pistol and the child sloppily. yeah. they ve already been used, they ve already been paid for. that salready hem why they can turn them
greg s leftovers. yeah, i love leftovers. g this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. theythat s always it ll be my first time reading these. so if they , it s not my fault.o and you say the word and i ll fire the staff. and here we go . this week, president biden addressed classified documentsah found in his garage. when asked why h e thought be a garage would be a safe place for such things, he said,er because hunter has been hidinge his stash there for fifteens, years and he s never lost anfair ounce. baron speaking eno. s as speaking of hunter, he s asking a judge to deny his four year wt old daughter that he had with a former stripper from takin g his last name.on because ife thin there s one tht hunter won t tolerate, it sg th someone using the biden name for for unearned gain. yeah, it s the difference. t.s.a. officers seized anantita
now? t no right. yeah, because you know, he wants to be president . yeah. this is all that s the ironyhe here. loftus it s the same peoplsameeo that got him into the office ext are exactly the same people, that are trying to get him out. it s all the democrat machine. s he served his purpose.all heth wasat the what do you call that thing placeholder idiot. ? yes.e: the placeholder idiot. k, that s it s like i can t get mad about the documents scandal because when biden mad i is like, i had no idea. i agree. i bet you don t. yeah, corvette, it s weird who i feel sorry. e for and i feel sorry for whoever was quarantined with hunter biden. gh that s a nightmare scenario, right? yeah. we know it wasn t thert a realal quarantine, like his definition of quarantine is haline, hisf a. right. know, but it s just for horse instead of eight and you got to ration. you ve got to ration.: you yes, exactly.ha they were the best of times.o ri they were the word.