kennedy: oh, let's take a trip in the way back machine, young lovelies. it's time toake play biden tim. the 2024 election is heating up, but president joe biden clearly is getting -- isn't getting any younger, is he?la like wheimn he claims we ended cancer or over 100 # people diev of covid. what a genius. we are crunching the numbers on just how old sleepy joe really is. i'm going to- ask the panel whih is older, joe biden or a certain invention, person or event. the winner receives a year'son subscription to the large printn editio on of reader's digest., aaron, veronica, kevin, are youd ready y to play biden time? >> we're ready. kennedy: here we go. yeah. so there's a thet lot of great information in there. how to unclog your sink with vinegar. we've got it all.on question numbe nr one, which cae first, joe biden or scrabble? i >> i know it's tough. kevin? >> i'm going to say joe biden. kennedy: okay. veronica?
to say scrabble. kennedy: aaron. >> triple-word score, i'm going to say dementia. presidenprest biden.nned kennedy: kevin and aaron on theboard, joe biden is older. it was originally called crisscross. itcr was redesigned, rea name ab scrabble, market by james bruno4 in8. 1948. the year i graduated high school. all right, which came first, joo biden or sunscreen? kevin? >> i think sunscreen came before joe biden. kennedy: veronica? >> joe biden.en kennedy: aaron in. >> i would say joe biden before sunscreen.>> kennedy: you say joe bidenst first? you say joe biden? >> i do.n. kennedy: kevin's in the lead. 1938 by a former swiss chemist, itit was called glacier cream, yah. glaciers, younger than joe biden. >> scary.ic kennedy: all right. which came first, joe biden ore the corvette, kevin?
this is great. yeah, joe biden's super young. i'm watching this because i believed in technology and haliens being here for a long,g long time, as long as i can remember. so what's scarier, that there's a bunch of people in government just making stuff up or that they're really here? >> to your point, i think bothal arlye scary. we had three really serious intelligence military folks that had to pass super background checks to have that position. so if they're lying under oath, that's a problem from a national perspective -- national securit perspective, and if they're telling the truth, it might be even scarier to have these biologic, these sways craft -- spacecraft around the world. kennedy: and now we're hearing there's this whole reverse engineering going on, so areke they going to sell it to corporate sponsors? like you have a tictac tesla in the next year? [laughter] we were promisedjets the jetson, and the flying tictacs are the closest we've come so far.
that word, i do hot -- not hi it means what you think it means. unfortunately, cancer is still very much herere -. what's missing is credibility. that's the c-word you're looking for. , i'm not abe hillary-- clinton -- talking about hillary clinton. as joe likes to sniff out solutions like they were so many little girls' clavicles, his feisty dogs have apparently beeg sniffing the guest cubbies in the west wing, and maybe that'sp why they keep biting the help. maybe they're all hopped up on hunter's stash, and when they g come down from that coke high, they get aggressive like every other biden after a bender. the biden pets are blowing off a little summer steam by taking a bite out of secret service hind quarters. but they'r blae not to blame. it's a stressful environment in the white house, and hunter isn't the only randy butt sniffer who gets a whitewashing from dad's rack key. the dim wits at "the the view"
they said she had searched for the movie taken and a one-way trip to nashville -- >> was you worrying because it was a white baby?es kennedy: i worry about all the babies. [laughter] and i would like t o have yourgu babyys. >> ooh -- [laughter] >> wait, who? him or mine in.? kennedy: you know what? i'm not picky, guys, night is t young. >> okay. [laughter]haou kennedy: thank you both for being here. this is not a hoax. you're the best. all right, panel's not going anywhere. joe biden says he's fit enough to run for re-election, but just ho oldw old is president crypt keeper? it is game night, and we'reus playing biden time to figure it out. stay with us. ♪ diabetes can serve up a lot of questions, like, "what is your glucose?" and "can you have more carbs?" before you decide...
>> first -- was the jazz singerr but that came way before -- kennedy: you're all wrong. the first 3-d in 1922, the power of love, an american silent drama first filmed in 3-d feature film, it was premiered -- >> what? kennedy: the ambassador hotel in los angeles. >> wow with. kennedy: very sad. very l sad. last question. this is for all the marbles, this is going to be a 2-pointam question. which came first, joe biden orpn skippy peanut butter? >> i'm going to say skippy. >> i'm going to say joe biden. kennedy: aaron? >> skippy peanut butter was b founded inid 1948, joe biden. kennedy: kevin walling, you arek the winner. p >> let's go! 1 kennedy: it came to be in 1933, he had thea nu idea to change te formula for peanut butter, and o skip. byf sticks to the roof of your dog's mouth.
>> i think -- let's see, 1942, i think joe biden came before y the --ink kennedy: veronica. >>or yeah,ve i think so too. kennedy: jersey shore wased invented i in 190 # 5, joe bide1 was born in 1942, i'm going to go b with joe biden. kennedy: you're all correct. kevin, you have 3. the corvette came to be in 1953. question number four, which came first, joe biden or diet cola? kevin? >> i think diet cola came before joe -- kennedy: veronica. >> i think joe biden came w asbecause that's when codawn wa invented, right? >> that would with joe biden. kennedy: you are one question closer to that reader's digest r large print. question number five, which came first, joe biden or the first 3-d movie? >> i'm going to say joe biden. kennedy: okay. >> joe biden.
extraterrestrials. >>t believe me? watch for yourself.cr >> iasf you believe we have crashed craft asf stated earli, do we have thelote bodies of the pilots who? piloted this craft?l >>ic as i've stated publicly already in my news nation interview, biolodges came with some of these recoveries, yeah. >> were they, i guess, human or nonhuman biologics?>> >> nonhuman, and that was the assessment of people with direch knowledge on the program i talked to that are currently still on the program. kennedy: so aliens are apparently here. what do we do now? i think we should throw them a little bit of a partiful let's get into ickt with our panel, former biden campaign surrogate and my sexy boyfriend, kevinyf walling.ri we've got comedian, the greatve veronica mosley, she's gorgeous. along with another comedian with, aaron burg. we'll start with you. what is scare consumer to you, kevin? it's like -- >> i'mt isi' a democrat, everyts t scary. [laughter] kennedy: absolutely. scar oh, no, nothing to see here.
identifies as quiet quitting would be very funny. like if you're cursing, but you're very quiet. like samuel l. jackson, snakes on a plane, but it's airing onbu cable, you know what i mean? bleep it all out.i' can. b kennedy: i've had enoughun of these [bleep] -- [laughter] b yeah, but i think that people are screwing themselves if they try and do that. because you post this on sociali media,ng that's never going awa. the old person at the company l you'reea leaving, they're going the make sur e anytime your name is searched for on linkedin or wherever else, that pops up.ha i've had it! only do that if you win the lottery. e in new york, you're the only person that works in person in new york anymore. no one shows up to their jobs anymore since covid or, as i like to call it, joe biden's one campaign strategy. no one comes in to the office anymore.bu kennedy: believe me.t l but i'll tell you what, thet snacisk basket, it's all mine, baby.o here's one way to lose your job and your friends. a 25-year-old nurse, carlee
biden folks were, like -- kennedy: absolutely not. that would make us look dumber than we actually are. >> sorry, the crack section's full. >> i love how they're acting like they're secretly looking for real estate. they don'tnyth do anything ins secret. kennedy:he what's he wearing, like>>, a beard? >> the real estate agent, we're not going to use your name, we're just going to say duke and duchess. >> verdutcy american accent, i d like to look at this -- as someone who owns four properties inr in malibu currently -- kennedy: you sold several of them.t >>is yeah. with the interest rates the way gothey are, noodt a good time t buy. they don't belong in california. they're outcasts now if. they need to go to austin, texas. they were be podcasting with rogan. ken there's a new phenomenonn known asas loud quitting whens employees are fed upar with ther jobs and they wantjo the whole world to know. it's called loud quitting. it's whe an an employee lights p their company like a christmas tree on social media on their