judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it s 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. the 2024 election turning into a free-for-all, maybe. a dozen states could follow colorado in kicking donald trump off their ballots, or at least trying to. now republicans are found to retaliate against joe biden. we should all be encouraged by any action that makes it less likely that he will return to the president. it s a question of law. if a 14-year-old tried to run for president, would that person be kept off of the ballot because the constitution says you have to be 35 years old to run for president? what is the limiting principle for that? why, could we just say biden can be on the ballot because he lead in 8 million illegals into the country and violated the constitution, which he has? maybe we should take joe biden off the ballot in g texas. utfeld california now lookings copy the ballot ban, and a lieutenant governor trying to run
he missed an opportunity to show america s face. this was maybe the big epps moment of his career and there s no video of it. there was nothing for networks to broadcast. no clips to distribute and run on loop for days. nothing to post online. newspapers and web sites couldn t even slap the announcement image on the front page. plus, run the risk of glitches and that could have been executed better. but, on the flip side. his team says the risk paid off because the guy has raised a ton of money since then. he raised over 8 million bucks in 24 hours and that s a record. and now that the twitter launch is out of the way, desantis is sticking to a more traditional campaign approach. is he doing the media blitz, fox, talk radio, podcast. and next week he is holding events in iowa, new hampshire, and south carolina. so his foot is on the gas and his sights are set on trump, he is looking to neutralize ron s strength on covid. listen. when the ron desanctimonious facts come out.
define relation and we celebrate when good ones succeed and we celebrate when bad ones fail. we root for failure. the best part of the united states of america is we can get rid of our own leaders if enough of us vote. it can be frustrating when you live next to idiots because idiots put idiots in charge. even sometimes idiots realize they picked an idiot. and that s what happened last night in chicago chicago has been living in an a nightmare for years. and this morning the city woke up to good news the windy city is getting a new mayor. oh. thank god. and tonight we are going to tell you about what the chicago elections means for the democratic party. it s actually good news. it s good news for the country because primetime has noticed a trend. but, first, let s dance on lori s grave. she can sing. come on baby don t you want to go come on baby don t you want to go. jesse: oh, and she can dance. she can even deliver pizza. [doorbell] hey did you
excuse to get yourself out of paying for a babysitter for the day. but sometimes it s your co-workers who end up being the babysitter. excuse me, these are expensive collector s items. okay? do you have any computer games. no, i don t have computer games on my work computer. that would be inappropriate. yeah, meredith doesn t have any either. it s so lame here. you are calling your mom meredith? that s very disrespectful. pete: the white house celebrated take your child to work day. i know what you are thinking. no, joe didn t bring hunter into work today. he did that two weeks ago when the two of them jetted off to ireland for a taxpayer 23 and me trip. and we hear hunter may actually be living at joe s job anyway so hunter doesn t really need a tour of the oval. he know what his dad does, what the big guy does. after all, today is the one day of the year that joe doesn t need help answering questions from hunter. watch. now she is talking my language. what s m
out. your house is like a crazy person s garage. what do you need this bird house for? can we get rid of it? i might need it. what about this one? well, if two birds come along. people who are hoarders usually don t want other people to find out. and it s no different than the president of the united states who we re finding out has a huge hoarding problem. joe biden isn t just latching on to old newspapers or bird houses. he has been hoarding classified documents and joe has tried to keep it a secret for over 50 years. after weeks of biden telling the feds don t come to wilmington, where he promised there would be no more documents. the department of justice finally stepped in this weekend and decided to take a look for themselves. and they sure got a look. they spent 13 hours combing through biden s home in delaware and, yes, the feds found more piles of documents just spread eagled in joe s house. some of them are from his time in the senate. was joe taking class