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in them barely. it is a list comedy writer and his latest book is called "follow that cab a cabbies guide to conquering fearing and uh cheers and finding a restroom." too long. and the last time i saw a heart as big as his was in the temple of doom. it is john devore. welcome all. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. >> officially the dumbest twitter controversey ever. clorox apologizing and deleting a lighthearted tweet after the harmless gag drew howls of protest. on wednesda...

threat. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and we call him tvs andy levey but really he is everyones andy levey. it is andy levey, everyone. >> not really. >> and next to pea is -- next to me is actor and writer and you can see him on comedy central. well -- welcome. >> thank you for having me. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. >> they got what they deserved. a teddy bear. the university of michigan canceled the screening of "american sniper" after almost 300 people complained. inste...

vore, it is john devore. and he paid for college mud wrestling baby alligators. next to me is dan soder. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. >> liar, liar pant suit on fire? it is day 74 of the hillary clinton e-mail scandal as new details emerge about the lack of details. the former secretary of state said she would turnover all of her e-mails regarding the 2012 ben dwaw sze attack to the committee overseeing the investigation. but according to the committee chairman and my s...

This is why people read the obits. they are not dead. >> i dont read the obits. >> do you like to read sad stuff? >> i live in a constant bubble of fear. >> why? >> you can call me butterscotch, if you want. >> i like fear. it ix ma the blood race and gets the adrenaline pumping. >> what do you feed adrenaline for? >> i like to not run. >> when you are on the internet. >> there are good news stories that are -- i mean when someone does something heroic, people will watch that. people like to see...

>> you have to try. it is like, you know, it is like nobody thinks they are evil. >> that sort of evil you have to say, listen, flat out, this is something that i can not understand. i am not even going to wrap my head around it. >> even hitler didnt wake up and go, im evil. >> you object whysly havent had any nasty ex-boyfriends, okay? andy, go ahead and defend your hero, hillary. >> i am shocked john devore sat here and defended him. >> i didnt defend him. >> you are looking less and less attr...

>> john devore had a good suggestion. sweeney todd. >> "fiddler on the roof" with christopher wakins. >> he was a weak link yesterday which was so surprising. >> it is so good. >> i mean, yes, i did truly enjoy it. i loved that they used the cast of "newsies" all of the boys who were doing the caning. dancing. i did see a lot of casts. some of the lost boys, it wasnt as diverse was a comment. i saw one minority in there. >> is that really a criticism? >> you can criticize anything. you are tryin...

Reliably fast internet starts at $89.95 a month. comcast business. built for business. next "red eye" return appearances from tucker tucker carlson and john devore. >> e block. last story. thats the last story. >> this hue is going to be huge. they have chosen the color of marsalla as the top color of 20 20 -- 2015. it can account in heavy fashion and consumer packaging. a spokesperson called it hardy, robust, satisfying and filling. previous colors are radiant orchid and tangerine tango which i...

but is the joke on them? we report, you decide. >> thank you, andy. >> happy opposite day. >> you are the best, and i couldnt do this show without you. >> thanks, man. >> i dont think you understand what i did there, andy. >> of course i did. you said something really nice. >> but it is opposite day. >> i said that. >> not sure what that has to do with you saying something nice about me. >> i said something nice because it is opposite day and so i meant the opposite. >> thanks, man. >>...

maybe one detail. the state-run russian tv network said they hired wikileaks founder julian assange to host a talk show. but is the joke on them? we report, you decide. >> thank you, andy. >> happy opposite day. >> you are the best, and i couldnt do this show without you. >> thanks, man. >> i dont think you understand what i did there, andy. >> of course i did. you said something really nice. >> but it is opposite day. >> i said that. >> not sure what that has to do with you saying som...

If you work really hard, you can achieve something. there is two schools of thought. one is that president obama talks about the rich need to pay more in order to what he hasnt quite finished the sentence. i think it is to make a point. the other one is do you believe that you are a better steward of your money? you can make a better choice and you can send your kid to a better school if you decide and work really hard. you can one day make it to the table and drive the mercedes-benz and go to t...