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Are going to use somebodys john, buy something there. bathroom? if you use somebodys bathroom, buy something there. so the people in the restaurants welcome you. this is the difference between the tea party and the pee party. at the tea party they had permits. they cleaned up after themselves. all of these businesses now are pissed off. where do these guys go? where do they go now? >> they follow the tea party. there are millions of liberals that watched the birth of the tea party. what a lot of...

nd morgan freeman hurt ticket sales. you know what hurt ticket sales? the plough the. the triumph of an amputee dolphin. who wouldnt want to see an amputee flipper? and conservative white males are least likely to believe in climate change. one group says, "we think conservative white males are jerky jerk sons. that statement was released by sweating penguins and polar bears." >> see you at the half. lets welcome our guests. shes so hot you can fry an egg on her forehead? who would? yo...

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>> im sure you are aware butterscotch puding is a main stay at most calf tear cafeterias. >> i cant believe you remember that far back. >> i enjoy a delightful serving at the peach tree high in glendale jie. what were you doing there? >> assistant coach for the wrestling team. >> is that part of your community service? >> thats what i told them. >> regardless, it is nice to see you giving back. >> it is tough because of my schedule. i cant always make it to the matches, but i try to be...

>> dont beat yourself up, man. the important thing, you are doing something. >> you know how i love to give. >> have a great show. >> you too. >> that went well. lets welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives rugs a diane falzonie burn. i am here with diane falzonie. and he made everyone laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead so we have jesse joyce. his latest comedy cd is called "pro choice" and it is fantastic. bill schulz is roaming the back alleys of kansas city and look...

by asking the wealthiest americans or biggest corporations to pay their fair share. >> easy to see why liberal democrats like senator chuck schumer are rejoicing. >> the president has a wishing hand. he is throwing it all in. i believe that democrats will be behind him. >> the president wants to end the bush tax cuts for couples making over $250,000 per year after the 2012 election. and establish a new minimum tax for until snares named the buffet rule for the billionaire crusading to ...

bitches out because james hoffa is not backing down from his full party rhetoric. and are americans the coolest people in the world? according to a survey from a social networking site, we are. and surveys from social networking sites are never wrong. and finally, the green day singer is booted off a plane because his pants were too saggy. the shocking story of an american idiot. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy fight across the nation day. >> i will start tomorrow. >> i will tweet i...

of a procrastinator. >> and maybe when it comes to finishing my jar of peanut buter and jelly spread, neither are you. >> that was yours? >> it had been in the frige for months. >> goober was his favorite brand. >> it is weird how he was just gone one day. >> that was scott. he was like the wind. one minute he was blowing, and the next minute he wasnt. i would like to think he was somewhere watching. >> i would like to think that too, but the missing tart always makes me wonder. >> i a...

great way to end fights, stop spats and finish feud. >> you think you could make up a day that says everything is all right and i will come back and watch the mad men box set while eating smores and doing each others hair. how stupid do you think i am after what you did last april? >> wow, greg. this has nothing to do with that. i have already seen every episode of "mad men" and you need to think about what you did last february that made me do what i did in april. >> i knew you were g...

coming up. and a new study shows 80% of congress have no background in business or economics. the shocking story that couldnt be any less shocking. and finally, is alec baldwin a 9/11 truth -- truther? and what does it have to do with me. >> thank you, andy. >> happy kiss and make up, day. >> nice try. i am not falling for this one. >> dont know what you mean, greg. kiss and make up day is a great way to end fights, stop spats and finish feud. >> you think you could make up a day that ...