it s a crushed sandwich. greg: it is. i don t like it at all. tires, i feel good about what is happening. tyrus: you probably would feel good about this, greg, because you are probably in on it. you and trump with your secret burger stands all over north korea, john lemmon is getting fired up now. he is putting his own burger businesses and it will be not trump burgers and it will be all over north korea and asia and a golf course in there and more scandal. greg: russians will be investing. tyrus: and they happen to meet with him two days before the senate and they have the yellow tea with the arched burger plan and why wait, let s drop it now. he is investing in a burger stuff and he has trump burgers all over the world starting in north korea which the president is not allowed to open a new business is breaking the rules so will need a special counsel. let s get this going. sorry, don.
[cheers and applause] [audience chanting stephen ] stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. thank you. please. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. nation, right off the bean i have to address the breaking news out of china. ming ming, the world s oldest panda, is dead at the age of 34. this comes as a real surprise. and i just want to say, well done, seal team six, another righteous kill. for too long our mortal enemies, the chinese, have been using pandas cuteness to infiltrate our hearts. never forget that they are panda bears, godless, killing machines. i mean we ve all seen the footage of their compound where they are literally breeding more of these cuddly commies. i can hear it now, stephen, how can you say that about pandas. they wouldn t hurt a fly? oh, really, then why are they learning kung fu? kung fu panda in theaters may 26th. we ve been warned. this pandacide part two for seal team six. two weeks ago we got bin lad
[cheers and applause] [audience chanting stephen ] stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. thank you. please. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. nation, right off the bean i have to address the breaking news out of china. ming ming, the world s oldest panda, is dead at the age of 34. this comes as a real surprise. and i just want to say, well done, seal team six, another righteous kill. for too long our mortal enemies, the chinese, have been using pandas cuteness to infiltrate our hearts. never forget that they are panda bears, godless, killing machines. i mean we ve all seen the footage of their compound where they are literally breeding more of these cuddly commies. i can hear it now, stephen, how can you say that about pandas. they wouldn t hurt a fly? oh, really, then why are they learning kung fu? kung fu panda in theaters may 26th. we ve been warned. this pandacide part two for seal team six. two weeks ago we got bin lad
captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [audience chanting stephen ] stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. thank you. please. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. nation, right off the bean i have to address the breaking news out of china. ming ming, the world s oldest panda, is dead at the age of 34. this comes as a real surprise. and i just want to say, well done, seal team six, another righteous kill. for too long our mortal enemies, the chinese, have been using pandas cuteness to infiltrate our hearts. never forget that they are panda bears, godless, killing machines. i mean we ve all seen the footage of their compound where they are literally breeding more of these cuddly commies. i can hear it now, stephen, how can you say that about pandas. they wouldn t hurt a fly? oh, really, then why are they learning kung fu? kung fu panda in theaters may 26th. we ve been warned. this pandac
have to address the breaking news out of china. ming ming, the world s oldest panda, is dead at the age of 34. this comes as a real surprise. and i just want to say, well done, seal team six, another righteous kill. for too long our mortal enemies, the chinese, have been using pandas cuteness to infiltrate our hearts. never forget that they are panda bears, godless, killing machines. i mean we ve all seen the footage of their compound where they are literally breeding more of these cuddly commies. i can hear it now, stephen, how can you say that about pandas. they wouldn t hurt a fly? oh, really, then why are they learning kung fu? kung fu panda in theaters may 26th. we ve been warned. this pandacide part two for seal team six. two weeks ago we got bin laden and we are still reaping the benefits. for one thing, we found his porn stash, it is some rough, rough stuff. we re talking full frontal ankles. of course, now we can warn teenage boys, if they look at playboy, navy s