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You. Get jack bauer on the phone. He can make it happen. He can make it happen, byron. Jeff, i know youre a big fan of game shows. Yeah, i like jeopardy. I can watch the show for one month and know not one answer. And alex trebek can piss you after a while. So long, so long, so long, hes got the little cards under the table. He does not know all those answers, you know . Hes got the cards. He loves it when somebody screws up. Makes him look smart. No, bob, the capital of yemen is senay. Yeah, ta...

You. Get jack bauer on the phone. He can make it happen. He can make it happen, byron. Jeff, i know youre a big fan of game shows. Yeah, i like jeopardy. I can watch the show for one month and know not one answer. And alex trebek can piss you after a while. So long, so long, so long, hes got the little cards under the table. He does not know all those answers, you know . Hes got the cards. He loves it when somebody screws up. Makes him look smart. No, bob, the capital of yemen is senay. Yeah, ta...

Whos been to hawaii, you guys . Yeah. [ applause ] great. You know, you can translate your american name into hawaiian. Like michael is my caylee. Very pretty names, right . Bernadette in hawaiian is penaleketta. People cant read it. Hows it going . Pickanokoka, you want to go swimming hakuna matata. Theyre easy. I got stung by a jellyfish on my wrist and the scuba instructor told me, be very careful. Anything you touch with an inspected area will just swell up. Thats the wrong thing to tell me....

Bernadette in hawaiian is penaleketta. People cant read it. Hows it going . Pickanokoka, you want to go swimming hakuna matata. Theyre easy. I got stung by a jellyfish on my wrist and the scuba instructor told me, be very careful. Anything you touch with an inspected area will just swell up. Thats the wrong thing to tell me. Its going to swell up . Okay, lets try this. [ laughter ] i understand youre big on eating out. I ate at the Cheesecake Factory. Three years ago. I mean can they give you mo...

Penaleketta. People cant read it. Hows it going . Pickanokoka, you want to go swimming hakuna matata. Theyre easy. I got stung by a jellyfish on my wrist and the scuba instructor told me, be very careful. Anything you touch with an inspected area will just swell up. Thats the wrong thing to tell me. Its going to swell up . Okay, lets try this. [ laughter ] i understand youre big on eating out. I ate at the Cheesecake Factory. Three years ago. Wow. I mean can they give you more food at the Cheese...