Ohnson johnson johnnie john is what we used to call it. I said, call me johnny john . No, but that goes back to my Trading Floor days. Ibm and texas, instruments. Something i want to make sure everyone is aware of, 9 30, bill gates will be sitting down with bloomberg lp founder and majority owner Michael Bloomberg , a conversation moderated i betty liu. This is huge, talking about how to make the world a better place . How do you fight poverty . These are two guys who are in a position to do it. We look forward to that one. There is a storm of swords approaching, isnt there . I hear that. He doesnt believe it. Time andt caught last youre like, this is no storm. In the city, it was not a big deal. Im sorry. Lets do a data check. If youre in or not to trade, youre going to be coming into a green screen this morning. Equity futures higher at the moment. 4 points,utures up by dow futures by 51. A nice game. 10 year yield running in place. Eurou. S. Dollar, no real change, little bit of a m
[ cheers and applause ] a glorious human being. But we start tonight with justice. Now earlier this summer we heard a lot about the Supreme Court which likedded gay marriage but not southern minorities ability to vote for it. But there are other much less Supreme Courts. Did you know that you are sitting in one right now . Thats right. Its time for tonights installment of judge johnny. Bail live, shoot that man. You are about to enter the courtroom of judge johnny oliver. Melissa, please pass your knives and go. Hes not legally trained. His understanding of the judicial system is based entirely on reruns of night court. All right, boys, hit the showers. His decisions are generally bad. This is judge johnny. [ cheers and applause ] court is in session. Jason jones, please call tonights first defendant. Judge johnny, the people call the halliburton corporation. You may know them as dick cheneys former company that was awarded sweetheart deals in iraq, bribed nigerian officials, pled guil
Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning. Welcome to today on a wednesday morning. Im matt lauer. Im Savannah Guthrie. Details still coming in at this hour about that paragraowerful i in the south pacific. It sounds like it could have been even worse. Two waves, each about fivefeet high hit the west side of the Solomon Islands overnight, following an 8. 0 magnitude earthquake. Well have the latest in a report straight ahead. Closer to home, are we back to the brink in washington . Are those dramatic spending cuts that both sides say they fear closer to going into effect . Well have the latest. A frightening scene the a school in modesto, california, it was all a mock drill. But was it just a little too realistic . Well be talking about that as well. If you couldnt tell from the music at the top, a lot of attention on so muchchisochi, rs morning. The winter Olympic Games kick off in a mere 365 days
But we start tonight with justice. Now earlier this summer we heard a lot about the Supreme Court which likedded gay marriage but not southern minorities ability to vote for it. But there are other much less Supreme Courts. Did you know that you are sitting in one right now . Thats right. Its time for tonights installment of judge johnny. Bail live, shoot that man. You are about to enter the courtroom of judge johnny oliver. Melissa, please pass your knives and go. Hes not legally trained. His understanding of the judicial system is based entirely on reruns of night court. All right, boys, hit the showers. His decisions are generally bad. This is judge johnny. [ cheers and applause ] court is in session. Jason jones, please call tonights first defendant. Judge johnny, the people call the halliburton corporation. You may know them as dick cheneys former company that was awarded sweetheart deals in iraq, bribed nigerian officials, pled guilty to violating the libyan embargo in the 90s an
Benson and rob lube bell. Also check out Anthony Jeselnik offensive. Com. We will see you next week, but before i go back, lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. The honeymooners. I cant believe i married such a cheapskate. I took you out last night. But that was to the emergency room. [applause] all right, all right, all right. Thats enough. Thats enough. He is dead. [applause] good night, kids go read a book. [music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [ cheers and applause ] john welcome to the daily show. My name is john oliver. Im still sitting in for jon stewart. He is waiting at home for time warner to come fix his cable. They said theyd be there between noon and 2 00 on june 10. Frankly hes still waiting there. Our guest tonight from project runway, mr. Tim gunn is with us. [ cheers and applause ] a glorious human being. But we start tonight with justice. Now earlier this summer we heard a lot about