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Planned and planned is quotations dana. >> dana: do you get easily distracted in the office? i was thinking of a certain producer that we know that this always happens to her. workplace interruptions can completely derail your day. so this woman found a way to curb it. she asked anyone who come in to interrupt her, any co-worker to sign into a visitors book when they came by her desk. actually put to music the reels which is pretty funny. i think this would help people who are really really busy...

Thank you for pointing out the missing piece in the body cam there. is more to the story. we hope there isnt and there isnt a cover up. the chief can clear things up with the full tape. do you think bill gates ate bugs with epstein? i hope thats all he did. wayne from florida. boneless wings. come on where im from theyre calderon chicken nuggets. i was at the wing zone. chicken nuggets. you know, youre not allowed to legally say that. so, im sick of being wing shamed. leave me alone. angelina fr...

>> ding, ding, ding. >> johnny would bring sandwiches brought by his mother. >> december 7, 1941, a date which will live in? >> 1941? >> memory. >> i have no idea. this is like a history thing. >> a date which will live in? >> infamy. >> canada? >> one nation under god, indivisible with? >> i actually havent said that in a while. >> one nation under god. i know this, i am sorry. >> truth and justice for all. >> justice, peace? liberty. >> one nation under god with liberty and justice for all. >>...

Did you ask god if hes a fan of jesse waters prime time? >> jesse: he said he was. >> im going to believe that. >> jesse: do you still talk to god, charlotte? >> i talk to god. i see angels, speak to angels. its amazing. we think human nature that god is the almighty. god is everything. >> jesse: all right. im glad youre back. im glad you exclusively decided to share your experience with heaven here on "jesse waters prime time." tell god i said hello and ill see him one of these day. johnny foun...

Now thats the kind of guy that would get a tattoo of me on him. do you hear that, johnny? someone dedicated. its okay. send you to another convention. tucker is up next. i am watters and this is my world. >> ♪ ♪ >> tucker: the geniuses at the mars cooperation imagine you want to be lectured about sexual politics while you ate their chocolate candies. a lot of people just wanted a snack. a chapter in the m and m wars. what happened to antifa?

I should have welched on the geraldo rivera bet about the red wife. he doesnt know anything about football. carol from pennsylvania: i think i jinxed them. i pre-booked by travel before the game. so no jinx. we beat the hell out of the giants. i will be there on sunday. patty from pennsylvania: right behind citizens bank park. go, birdies. i will see if i can find you. cathy from ohio: yes, i have johnny right here. tina from texas: well, sorry to say but we are not hiring.

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Bullet in a gun, a bullet thatse wasnt even supposed to bee is on the property. someon rese is responsible for h happened. and i cant sao thaty who that i tbut i know its not me. >> so do you think that thats what they will be if theyre going to court, that theyre going to rely on that? >> o they will. but this is also in the court of public opinion.e and hes laying that defense out right now and hes tryin ig to strike the balance between this is a horrible tragedy. this woman a lost her life. a...