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about pat tillman. they hid hunters laptop to put joe in the white house. they shut down schools over covid and then stole a bunch of pandemic relief for themselves. the people who were supposed to protect us are in it for themselves. but they at least used to act like they cared about the little guy. but when a toxic train wrecked in east palestine, ohio. they didnt even pretend to care. the biden administration cant even find east palestine on a map and the whole town feels forgot...

hand. wax off, left hand. >> jesse: eventually the time will come when we know that person is ready to take over. >> show me wax on, wax off. >> jesse: when barack obamas time was finally up, it was time for joe biden to become the sensei of the democratic party. he had to bring in somebody new into the dojo, and chose kamala harris. why? because she shatters. >> youve shattered so many barriers, and did it mostly on your own. >> and thank you to president biden. [laughter] >> you can ...

[laughter] >> i heard that one already. >> will: yeah. try having a sitdown with that person. it never goes well. >> we have had it. you leave right now and play now and give you six months pay. thats half of your entire contract. please, just -- just go. [ laughter ] >> see if i stay the whole year, i get it all. >> will: sound logic. george always had sound logic. i dont know if we can say the same for the city of oakland in california who in this analogy is george castanza. they hav...

besides daddy has an hawaii vacation booked in about 223 days, but who is counting? >> jesse: if you dont have musical chops, got to have jokes. >> number 7. make sure the white house library has lots of books with big print and pictures. [laughter] [applause] >> number 6, just for fun, issue executive order commanding my brother jeb to wash my car. >> jesse: all presidents have a presence about them. donald trump showed up to a ufc fight in miami saturday night and sat front row at th...

>> jesse: and sometimes you dont buy the reason they are dumping you. >> sorry, george. i dont understand. things were going so great. what happened? something must have happened. >> its not you. its me. >> youre giving me its not you its me routine? >> jesse: we might be looking at one of the biggest breakups in american history. something we havent seen like the 40s. it looks like democrats and the media are working on dumping kamala from the ticket. on friday, liz warren out of n...

opposite and i will do something. >> my name is george. i am unemployed and i live with my parents. [ laughter ] >> i am victoria. hi. [ laughter ] >> it was a shot in the dark, 50 years ago and joe biden first ran for senate. he was a 29-year-old outsider, no experience, no money and he was losing his hair. somehow the media dubbed him as the next jfk. bidens run reminded everyone of cam let. he was young and he got the ideas and he wanted to fight the little guys. politicians are all...

bet david schwimmer gets stopped by my fans, too its the hair. nothing worse than when people mistake you for a slob. >> thats your mess. look at it. look at it. its hanging all over the wall. >> well, im. >> you leave that alone. you touch one strand of that linguini and i will punch you. >> jesse: and democrats today are comparing apples to tangerines. after squeaky clean mike pence comes out of nowhere and says hey, guys, i have classified docs at my house, too. really, mike? we wil...

joe tacopina, will join us .ht but first, happening right now, our top story right here out of new york . alvin bragg is now sweating even more than usual tonight. >> now hes put his has pathetically weak case againsttl former president trump has. letr totally imploded. , th lets be very clear here. the case died this very week., s it is very obvious. it is very clear .n of its transparent. alvin bragg had every intention of indicting donald trump this week. but for the second straight...

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the bureau looking under every boogie board for secret materials. no documents were discovered by the hand from his time as vp were taken. after biden spent the weekend relaxing and definitely not instructing hunter to burn documents that seem like a big deal. do not worry, the white house counsel says its a plan search. >> today, a planned consensual search with the justice department at the beach house and no classified march documents were found. this is consistent with the presiden...