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unfortunately the cease-fire is over. izal is launching new strikes in gaza accusing hamas of violating its deal to hand over more hostages. the fighting resumed just hours after a report in "the new york times" that israeli leaders dismissed warnings of a pending hamas attack. lets start with cnns jeremy diamond near the israel-gaza border. and jeremy, weve seen explosions over gaza all day. what is the israel government, what is the idf saying about the renewed military operations? >...

>> and you dont even have a cat. >> that was a joke because hes saying that i -- in a box. >> thank you for making that joke work. >> just so the kids at home understand. >> brian, the studio crew calls. you stinky mcfart face. have you ever considered putting an air freshener on your sickening nose.di >> back this up a little bit. this is the third time youve made yourself a fox and friends insider. and you even know where our offices are.s you dont get to work until 1:00 and all of us are gone...

Thought wed see it in our so-called modern-day world. who would have thought we would be witnessing what were witnessing today? weve got to be very strong, very, very smart and weve got to come together not only as a nation but as a world community. thank you very much, god bless you. and god bless america. thank you. thank you. thank you very much. >> donald trump wrapping up his remarks at the al smith dinner. we expect that it will just be a couple minutes, but then hillary clinton will give ...

How the press praised michelle obama for her speech and then melania gives exactly the same speech. that is a really good joke. but its like a joke. and then some that were just hits on her that had nothing like theres something called joke work. i think freud talked about joke work and comedy writers try to find -- its a skill to write a joke. and there were somewhere he just attacked her and didnt -- >> the people in the room were screaming at him. >> yeah. and really -- you know, of course, y...

That is a really good joke. but its like a joke. and then some that were just hits on her that had nothing like theres something called joke work. i think freud talked about joke work and comedy writers try to find -- its a skill to write a joke. and there were somewhere he just attacked her and didnt -- >> the people in the room were screaming at him. >> yeah. and really -- you know, of course, you know, this is a really important dinner because the american people want their president to be th...

So its interesting because the best joke i thought was about how the press praised michelle obama for her speech and then melania gives exactly the same speech. that is a really good joke. but its like a joke. and then some that were just hits on her that had nothing like theres something called joke work. i think freud talked about joke work and comedy writers try to find -- its a skill to write a joke. and there were somewhere he just attacked her and didnt -- >> the people in the room were sc...

About in history books but never thought wed see it in our so-called modern-day world. who would have thought we would be witnessing what were witnessing today? weve got to be very strong, very, very smart and weve got to come together not only as a nation but as a world community. thank you very much, god bless you. and god bless america. thank you. thank you. thank you very much. >> donald trump wrapping up his remarks at the al smith dinner. we expect that it will just be a couple minutes, bu...

Way it goes. al franken is here in studio with us. senator franken, i know that youre a hillary clinton supporter, so therefore you cannot be objective as to how she did comedically compared to her political opponent. >> thats right. i cant be objective. one thing i did notice is that trump got the memo to smile and he smiled and then actually -- but he didnt laugh. remember, we were going to look for that. see him do that human thing that human beings do, which is laugh at things. but giuliani ...

Way it goes. al franken is here in studio with us. senator franken, i know that youre a hillary clinton supporter, so therefore you cannot be objective as to how she did comedically compared to her political opponent. >> thats right. i cant be objective. one thing i did notice is that trump got the memo to smile and he smiled and then actually -- but he didnt laugh. remember, we were going to look for that. see him do that human thing that human beings do, which is laugh at things. but giuliani ...

I cant be objective. one thing i did notice is that trump got the memo to smile and he smiled and then actually -- but he didnt laugh. remember, we were going to look for that. see him do that human thing that human beings do, which is laugh at things. but giuliani didnt get the memo. >> no. no. >> and thats a moment that should be replayed, i think. because every -- these are events where everyone takes -- its like a roast. like a mild roast. and i thought that -- she had one joke that i though...