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Im jake tapper. Were going to start this hour with the Breaking News moments ago, we got an update on her Hurricane Milton, which once again is im not happy to tell you, has strengthened to a category five storm. Was category for now its back to five and has 165 165 mile an ho sustained winds. It is expected to double in size before making landfall in florida. Nearly 20 Million people in the United States are currently in the path of Hurricane Milton. Its effects or already being felt. Parts of ...

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Everyone, i am Laura Ingraham and this is the Ingraham Angle from washington tonight. Thank you for joining us. In moments that exclusive Behind The Scenes look returned to butler with former President Trump. But first, less than a month before the elections, about time, they are fresh indicators at trump is picking up big steam and betting markets show Donald Trump surging and the Harris Campaign in such a panic and internal numbers are not good, by the way, they are allowing her to speak to a ...

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Will deal with if and when it arrives at that point. Right now, we are supporting Ukraines Ability to defend itself against russias unprovoked aggression. Donald trump, if he were president , putin would be sitting in kyiv right now. He talks about, oh, he can end it on Day One. You know what that is . Its about surrender. Well, it is about surrender. You look from the very beginning, mika, of the invasion of ukraine. You had Donald Trump talking about how brilliant Vladimir Putin was as he is s...

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