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Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a pi...

Kerry suggests that syria could hand over its weapons of mass destruction to some kind of International Committee that would then destroy them. Does anybody really believe the syrians would do that in the russians are all over it. Puts them in the drivers seat again. Supposedly this will broker a deal. I dont believe a word of it. It is just a stalling tactic for everyone involved. And the white house is grasping at straws. And i presume todays 141 point stock market rally had something to do wi...

Funny man, funny man were going right to the international situation. For years now syria has insisted that not only has it not used chemical weapons laughter what you talking about . laughter so after a recent chemical weapons incident in syria the United States decided to see if we could bomb the truth out of them. laughter somewhere on the way to the munitions depot the plan hit a snag. Russia suggested that perhaps if syria were to give up the chemical weapons it does not have, and wouldnt y...

My name is jon stewart. We have a program that we have put together tonighting tonight we have with us the man, the myth, the legend, mr. Billy crystal is going to be joining us tonight. cheers and applause funny man, funny man were going right to the international situation. For years now syria has insisted that not only has it not used chemical weapons laughter what you talking about . laughter so after a recent chemical weapons incident in syria the United States decided to see if we could bo...

Statistically 458 of captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats ...

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Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder went before congress ten months ago to say he was not particularly interested at this time in making the bedrock union state of michigan a right to work state. Right to work is an issue that is a very divisive issue. People feel very strongly about it. We have many problems in michigan that are much more press...

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Times. Saying u. S. Military action in syria would hurt civilians and spread conflict. Jon first of all, New York Times, thats how you reach out to americans . laughter youre not familiar with buzzfeed or maybe, i dont know duck dine steerx i dont know, right there second of all y are you [bleep] on news the New York Times. Just moments after we saluted your statesmanship . You had to say one more thing. Youre like the larry david of international diplomacy. laughter but look, reasonable people ...

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