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My name is jon stewart. You can call me what, am i the only guy who high brow audience tonight some bad. Wait, wait, dont tell me. Did you see that . [bleeped]. My guest tonight is elizabeth moss. But first, let me take you back. Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need...

Jon heroin everybody. Welcome to the daily show. Who am i . My name is jon stewart. You can call me what, am i the only guy who high brow audience tonight some bad. Wait, wait, dont tell me. Did you see that . [bleeped]. My guest tonight is elizabeth moss. But first, let me take you back. Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, ...

Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to sit down and reason. [laughter] together. Oh, my god [screaming maniacally] can they do it . [laughter] did they do it . Because actually, spoiler alert, you could have watched the news between friday and monday and you probably already know, ...

Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to sit down and reason. [laughter] together. Oh, my god [screaming maniacally] can they do it . [laughter] did they do it . Because actually, spoiler alert, you could have watched the news betwee...

And good morning to you all. We have to start with yet another serious passenger train crash. An amtrak track carrying 212 passengers plowed into a tractor trailer stuck at a crossing in North Carolina. 55 passengers and crew were rushed to the hospital. Its the haitians third major passenger train accident in just than two months and abcs susan saulny with the latest on this one. Oh my god. Oh my god reporter eyewitnesses watched in helpless horror as an amtrak train on its way to new york city...

Space station. This week scott kelly will blast off for International Space station where he will stay longer than any american in history. Feel like im just moving and im not coming back. How will he eat . This is cranapple. How will he live . Thats the bedroom. Preparing for the very long haul. Ahead on sunday morning. This is where you do space walks from. Osgood works of art truly deserve to be called cool. For example ones lee toy juan will show us from the arctic circle. Might never look a...

And from the Inter National space station. This week scott kelly will blast off for International Space station where he will stay longer than any american in history. Feel like im just moving and im not coming back. How will he eat . This is cranapple. How will he live . Thats the bedroom. Preparing for the very long haul. Ahead on sunday morning. This is where you do space walks from. Osgood works of art truly deserve to be called cool. For example ones lee toy juan will show us from the arcti...

And from the Inter National space station. This week scott kelly will blast off for International Space station where he will stay longer than any american in history. Feel like im just moving and im not coming back. How will he eat . This is cranapple. How will he live . Thats the bedroom. Preparing for the very long haul. Ahead on sunday morning. This is where you do space walks from. Osgood works of art truly deserve to be called cool. For example ones lee toy juan will show us from the arcti...

And good morning to you all. We have to start with yet another serious passenger train crash. An amtrak track carrying 212 passengers plowed into a tractor trailer stuck at a crossing in North Carolina. 55 passengers and crew were rushed to the hospital. Its the haitians third major passenger train accident in just than two months and abcs susan saulny with the latest on this one. Oh my god. Oh my god reporter eyewitnesses watched in helpless horror as an amtrak train on its way to new york city...

That is so we had nothing but women on the show today, yeah. You have . It is really it is hard even to do one rope, but two. Okay. Anyway. You know what else it is today, hodi . What . It is a big day. Its a celebration close your eyes. Where were you six years ago today . It is our sixth anniversary. Yea which only proves that there is no accounting for taste. Lets take a look at a quick recap of the last six years. Shall we, hoda . Yes, lets do it. Today with Kathie Lee Gifford and hoda kotb....