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Jon hey, welcome. Weve got a nice one for you. Bill dedman, all through the new book, there are empty matches. But thank you for being here and watching the show. I just have one quick question at the top are we at war yet . [laughter] jon does anyone know. The president of the United States gave an address, addressed the nation on syria just not two hours ago. [laughter] i didnt watch it. I was at my twerking class. [laughter] jon i dont know what that is. But the president gave his speech. And...

We at war yet . [laughter] jon does anyone know. The president of the United States gave an address, addressed the nation on syria just not two hours ago. [laughter] i didnt watch it. I was at my twerking class. [laughter] jon i dont know what that is. But the president gave his speech. And its about the war in syria. If you remember correctly, about a year ago, in the heat of the president ial campaign, a hypothetical was put about bo what it may take to get the United States involved in a syri...

[laughter] i didnt watch it. I was at my twerking class. [laughter] jon i dont know what that is. But the president gave his speech. And its about the war in syria. If you remember correctly, about a year ago, in the heat of the president ial campaign, a hypothetical was put about bo what it may take to get the United States involved in a syrian civil war. President obama a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. Jon so youre not goin...

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[laughter] jon does anyone know. The president of the United States gave an address, addressed the nation on syria just not two hours ago. [laughter] i didnt watch it. I was at my twerking class. [laughter] jon i dont know what that is. But the president gave his speech. And its about the war in syria. If you remember correctly, about a year ago, in the heat of the president ial campaign, a hypothetical was put about bo what it may take to get the United States involved in a syrian civil war. Pr...

Statistically 458 of captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats ...

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Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder went before congress ten months ago to say he was not particularly interested at this time in making the bedrock union state of michigan a right to work state. Right to work is an issue that is a very divisive issue. People feel very strongly about it. We have many problems in michigan that are much more press...

Is. Well, thats it for hobbit week, everybody, i will not say do not weep for not all tear captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans...