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Laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not every show has been up to snuff but weapons given it our all every single time. That is the thing that impresses me most. Everybody gives it all. And i feel like what weve built here is a monument to evisceration. laughter issues pundits politicians we here at the show left no target undisemboweled. In fact, if you are still Walking Around with a belly full of viscera know this w...

Jon welcome to the daily show. Welcome to the daily show. I am jon stewart. Thank you very much for coming tonight. cheers and applause hey, guess what . I got big news. This is it. This is the final episode and what a night what a big big night. A short time ago, the first republican president ial debate wrapped up in cleveland. And i think youll all agree with me, it was incredible. laughter applause so. Articulate. And because of that, even though it is our last night on the air i feel a resp...

They didnt join this team to win championships. Or become famous. They joined because there is important work to be done and only some able to do it. They are brighter, better educated, led, and equipped than any team in history. They are doctors lawyers, engineers, technologists and combat troops. All prepared for whatever comes their way. Youll find them where the lights dont flash. And the only contract they sign is with themselves and their country. One day they may be asked what they did to...

Jon josh gad whats up. Do you want to leave the show, man jon oh, you played olaf the snowman in frozen. Thats right, i did. Im a show business god, jon. Jon among eightyearolds. Disney money, bitch cheers and applause wow, wow. Jon. Jon. This is intense. So many so many old faces. Jon rob corddry. I cant even believe youre back here. Come on, give me some sugar. No, no. Jon rob corddry, everybody. I cant im like im like knocked out here. I didnt want to do this. Its very embarrassing. Its just ...

Billion dollars to buy the next election. Meaning five of the Top Republican can the das were happy to come on down for a chance to done el some koch. No, ted cruz, carlee fiorina, scott walker, jeb bush and marco rubio, worked the talking points and cradled the special interests in the hopes of one of them after a period of what minutes to an hour would induce the money shop. And really, they didnt care which koch went off. To be fair though, thats not really why they were there. In the end, mo...

No, ted cruz, carlee fiorina, scott walker, jeb bush and marco rubio, worked the talking points and cradled the special interests in the hopes of one of them after a period of what minutes to an hour would induce the money shop. And really, they didnt care which koch went off. To be fair though, thats not really why they were there. In the end, money doesnt win elections. Ideas do. I wish the whole world could see what goes on here. laughter jon oh, i think we see it. And i think it looks a Litt...

At trumps plaza hotel on 58t 58th street has switched places with the trump march to war with north korea protest at trumps plaza in new rochelle. Everybody got that. Okay, lets go protest oh, hold on. Hold on. Trumps tweeting again. Cannibalism has its merits wow. Okay. Revise plan. Everybody over to the trump ice rink for the eating humans is wrong rally lets go announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders, caitrioina balf, and musical gues...

Stephen the show is going pretty well. People seem to like it. Online i get likes from the tweets. Ive seen the comments. Thats called reverse trolling. People gang up on somebody, give them a lot of confidence, say theyre great, say how much they love them and make it sound sincere, like i did earlier. See you later. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trump. And the trumped up tax plan. Plus, stephen welcomes steve martin, Mark Feuerstein. And a musical performance by ste...

Street has switched places with the trump march to war with north korea protest at trumps plaza in new rochelle. Everybody got that. Okay, lets go protest oh, hold on. Hold on. Trumps tweeting again. Cannibalism has its merits. Wow. Okay. Revised plan. Everybody over to the trump ice rink for the eating humans is wrong rally lets go announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders. Caitriona balfe. And musical guest the national. Featuring jon ba...

Street has switched places with the trump march to war with north korea protest at trumps plaza in new rochelle. Everybody got that. Okay, lets go protest oh, hold on. Hold on. Trumps tweeting again. Cannibalism has its merits. Wow. Okay. Revised plan. Everybody over to the trump ice rink for the eating humans is wrong rally lets go announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders. Caitriona balfe. And musical guest the national. Featuring jon ba...