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Now weve got two more more shows left, before i see the gentle yet firm gravitational pull of my home planet, new jersey. laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not every show has been up to snuff but weapons given it our all every single time. That is the thing that impresses me most. Everybody gives it all. And i feel like what weve built here is a monument to evisceration. laughter issues, pundits, politicians, we here...

Forget except for our guest tonight, louis c. K. Is going to be here cheers and applause now weve got two more more shows left, before i see the gentle yet firm gravitational pull of my home planet, jersey. laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not every show has been up to snuff but weapons given it our all every single time. That is the thing that impresses me most. Everybody gives it all. And i feel like what weve bui...

The cops got to use the n word for it to be racism you never heard the phrase a picture is worth a thousand epithets. Did you just, he who smelt it dealt it racialism. Dont carry a gun if you are black. Dont even carry gum t sounds too much like gun. One of these two men has five kids in various locations, by multiple baby mamas and the other is lebron james. But boom i think we swement up that centuries old saga of stagnant repression and inequality rather nicely, youre welcome, america, to our...

Laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not every show has been up to snuff but weapons given it our all every single time. That is the thing that impresses me most. Everybody gives it all. And i feel like what weve built here is a monument to evisceration. laughter issues pundits politicians we here at the show left no target undisemboweled. In fact, if you are still Walking Around with a belly full of viscera know this w...

Now weve got two more more shows left, before i see the gentle yet firm gravitational pull of my home planet, new jersey. laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not every show has been up to snuff but weapons given it our all every single time. That is the thing that impresses me most. Everybody gives it all. And i feel like what weve built here is a monument to evisceration. laughter issues, pundits, politicians, we here...

Jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Oh, do we have a program for you tonight. An ultimate penultimate episode it is the one that everyone will probably forget except for our guest tonight, louis c. K. Is going to be here cheers and applause now weve got two more more shows left, before i see the gentle yet firm gravitational pull of my home planet, new jersey. laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not ...

We annihilateed things. I can remember one night even the hulk was like dude, hey, slow down. laughter i mean hulk angry but pleased. And so now at the end of my tenure, with all my targets, pulverized into ash before me, i would like to take a moment to see my crushed enemies driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women. In our new segment on the daily show, destroyer of worlds. cheers and applause first up, islamic terrorism, when isis burst on the scene last year many people thoug...

Laughter well put it all up on the web. And by the way, it wasnt just he advise eviscerating, we demolished, crushed. We annihilateed things. I can remember one night even the hulk was like dude, hey, slow down. laughter i mean hulk angry but pleased. And so now at the end of my tenure, with all my targets, pulverized into ash before me, i would like to take a moment to see my crushed enemies driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women. In our new segment on the daily show, destroye...

Keep it from being too strong, but keep it from being weakened on the floor, and because they conducted debate in whats known as the committee of the whole, votes were not recorded by and large, and the only way to know how someone voted was to be there physically and watch, and except for reporters, no one could take notes on paper in the house gallery so the forces led by Clarence Mitchell and others devised a system of gallery watchers, the segregationists called them vultures, but they had t...

Awarding the congressional gold medal to dr. Martin luther king, jr. And his wife core letta scott king. This is a little less than an hour. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our honored guest, members of the United States house of representatives, members of the United States senate and the speaker of the United States house of representatives. Ladies and gentlemen, the speaker of the United States house of representatives the honorable john boehner. Good afternoon and welcome to the United ...