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Laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, coffee joe calls trump cuckoo. Plus stephen welcomes Carol Burnett and lewis black. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause thank you, jon. Hey, everybody hey, jon. Thats nice. Thats nice. Thank you very much. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen tha...

Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, coffee joe calls trump cuckoo. Plus stephen welcomes Carol Burnett and lewis black. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause thank you, jon. Hey, everybody hey, jon. Thats nice. Thats nice. Thank you very much. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, e...

The cheering, it was deafening. Stephen lets talk about daca. What do you say to the children being deported from this country who have known no other home . laughter okay. Im not sure what that means. Can we just play a little Word Association . Ill say a word or a phrase, you say the first thing that comes into your mind. Okay . Hurricane response. A plus. Stephen your golf game. Bad player. Stephen your ideal dating age. 28 years. Stephen americas future under your leadership . Death sentence...

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Laughter you know, i didnt beat my rugs. My rugs beat me. laughter . Rug users always have an excuse it warms up the room. It goes with my furniture. My feet are cold on the hardwood floors, like this degenerate. Sure, a good time have, a few friends over and wed roll up a fat one, but before i knew it, it was walltowall. I put it in my kids room. I lost everything. Thats the point i couldnt even foorld heroin anymore. I love heroin laughter . This is your brain. This is your brain on rugs. That...

Are the dominant cause of the global warming. The white house has downplayed the conclusions. Now on bbc news, its time for inside out. Hello. Were going in search of investors missing money. Can we have a chat . Weve come to ask where the money is. At the time i thought it was a good return. I did trust that company. Could you leave . Could you get the bleep out . this is no different to handing your life savings over to a man in the pub and hoping that hell give it back to you again one day. L...

Been so silly. And learning the ropes. My attempt to become the uk tree climbing champion. Pressure seven minutes remaining. First, theyve been left thousands of pounds out of pocket with no idea where their moneys gone. Investors in a property scheme have told us they want some serious answers, so did their top tip turn into a non runner . A flutter on the horses can be tempting. Especially when that sure bet is looking you right in the eye. And like horseracing, Financial Investments also need...

Prosecute. I didnt collude on porpoise. Whale you drop the investigation . Heres my face on a penny, because im inacent. And, of course, i know where you live. Thats all im saying. Sleep lightly. Order now while supplies and presidencies last. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Robert Pattinson. David tennant. And niecy nash. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and app...

Prosecute. I didnt collude on porpoise. Whale you drop the investigation . Heres my face on a penny, because im inacent. And, of course, i know where you live. Thats all im saying. Sleep lightly. Order now while supplies and presidencies last. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Robert Pattinson. David tennant. And niecy nash. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and app...

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