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The air waves are remarkable. im joined by my guests for a special segment. >> nice to see you. >> you guys have seen "sleeveep" >> i have. >> on the left, you have senator joe donally, running for re-election in indiana, and jonah ryan, in the show running for congress. this is unbelievable. take a look. >> for the most part, im an easy going guy. >> saleena myer thinks she can chop our prosper. >> the left wants to chop defense spending. >> our dignity. >> no way. im about giving our troops th...

Stature around the world. well, someone is chopping back. >> im jonah ryan. >> vote for joe nah ryan. hell chop president myer down to size. >> i guess the only thing missing from senator connollys ad is the bloopers. >> hello there, im jonah ryan. [ bleep ]. careful, careful. >> i think the problem is you lack upper body strength. >> oh, why am i chopping the [ bleep ] wood? its the 21st century. we dont even use this [ bleep ] anymore. >> worked fine. >> and i grew up right here in the awesome...

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>> vote for jonah ryan, hell chop president meyer down to size. >> my name is jonah ryan, and i approve this message. >> theyre practically identical down to the plaid shirts and bad chopping punning. we hope some day well get donnellys bhand the scenes footage too. >> hello there, im jonah ryan, oh, mother bloo bleep piece of [ bleep ] you. oh. [ bleep ]. careful, careful, careful. >> i think the problem is that you lack upper body strength. why am i even chopping the [ bleep ] wood, its the 21...

Remade a deny ad? >> our dignity, and our stature around the world. well, someone is chopping back. >> im jonah ryan. >> vote for jonah ryan, hell chop president meyer down to size. >> my name is jonah ryan, and i approve this message. >> theyre practically identical down to the plaid shirts and bad chopping punning. we hope some day well get donnellys bhand the scenes footage too. >> hello there, im jonah ryan, oh, mother bloo bleep piece of [ bleep ] you. oh. [ bleep ]. careful, careful, caref...

From our clocks to our privately built for-profit prisons and yes, to the very watches on our wrists. the daylight savings time loving bureaucrats have been punching the clock on the taxpayers dime for too long. well, now its time for me to punch a clock. with a hammer. >> oh. >> oh. >> and timothy symons the actor who plays that fictional congressman jonah ryan definitely noticed marco ruben has taken this position what time it is. in a re-tweet he said literally this is a stance we thought was...

From our clocks to our privately built for profit prisons and yes, to the very watches on our wrists. the daylight savings time loving bureaucrats have been punching the clock on the taxpayers dime for too long. well, now its time for me to punch a clock. with a hammer. >> oh. >> oh. oh. >> and timothy symons the actor who plays that fictional congressman jonah ryan definitely noticed marco ruben has taken this position what time it is. he said literally this is a stance we thought basso dumb th...

>> oh. >> oh. oh. >> and timothy symons the actor who plays that fictional congressman jonah ryan definitely noticed marco ruben has taken this position what time it is. he said literally this is a stance we thought basso dumb that jonah ryan would sponsor it. sponsor gun control legislation, i spineless turd, children are being slaughtered.

>> but the problem is that both earnestness and complete and total cynicism, both imply a level of competence that is completely, completely and totally out of proportion to what is actually going on in real life on a day-by-day basis in d.c. politics. which is why i love hbos "veep." because the shows bumbling, pratfalling, preposterousness actually gets closer to the ad hoc nature of how politics is really done than anything ive ever seen. >> hold up. hold up. hey there. alicia, whoa. my websi...

Totally out of proportion to what is actually going on in real life on a day-by-day basis in d.c. politics. which is why i love hbos "veep." because the shows bumbling, pratfalling, preposterousness actually gets closer to the ad hoc nature of how politics is really done than anything ive ever seen. >> hold up. hold up. hey there. alicia, whoa. my website is ryantology.net. and im a storyteller. and i want to tell real stories about real people. unlike john steinbeck in that regard. you know, or...