stuff taking care of feral cats. greg: really. kat: i just want to take a moment to talk bot howi love feral cats. everyone says dogs are man s best friend,ty love everybody. feral cat you have to earn their love. keens wouldn t go near me at all for weeks if not months of his life and he loves me so much if my husband tries to snuggle me will bite my husband. so i had to fight for his love and now he will commit acts of violence when he feels it being threatened which to me is real love. greg: you re talking about the cat. kat: feral cats. you will never get love unless you get love from feral cats pitch i think your story about a crazy cat lady is a little too on the nose. kat: to me it s longical. more like logical cat ladies. greg: there s no such thing. up next, oh, who won that? i m going to have to go with a
that did not stop you from doing that. greg: that is true. -ywas doing undercover work. to me iting feels like i m an ordinary person you have to explain so much about this story. first i explain what twitter is and then what people do on it, and then why you pay this is exactly the problem with media in general is that it s kind of they re so far up their own. greg: you can say it? can you? greg: yeah. they re so far up their own ass. wow. i apologize. this is a classy show, i hate to bring it down. greg: it s always a shock when burl ives swears. that was a really good one. greg: thank you. [applause] i wish that you spent 10% of that creativity on your monologue. kat: oooh. greg: he s right. you re right.
kat: i wouldn t like to be looking out my window and see someone looking back at me. greg: i think it s separated. i think they keep the riffraff out. dr. mikulak: i apologize for a that, cat. i m not going to do it again. kat: it does happen. i wish no 1 could see mine windows but i know that s not true. i also just feel like you were really insensitive, just now, to my fan base. of old men. greg: yes, i was. kat: i want to say guys, it s not able. plenty of 80 year old men, you guys still got it. okay? it s just joe biden. greg: yeah. kat: i know a lot of 80 year olds i mean, that s not true. but i know more than one 80 year old who can complete a sentence and more. greg: absolutely. kat: it s not just an age thing. it s just that for any age he s not with it. it s not even fair for him to make him run for president. greg: i think it s unfair and when we make fun of joe biden s able because there are a lot of
sigh characters. greg: what do you think? kat: what dedistrict attorney do i what i do i think about god? greg: no, nick. not this nick, that nick. st. nick over here his sled is double parked we got nick grimm over here, his harley is in the shop. kat: i try to think of how many sacraments i have because i can only count 4. rob: you re definite law not going to beally to consecrate the host. kat: because i m a girl. i feel like that would be great. i wish i believed in god. i feel like i m an aging bag of bones and blood but i just don t know. i can t even send an e-mail without consulting five people how am i supposed to know who god is? people are like why aren t you relinguas? i would love to have the comfort of religion. greg: there you go up.
[laughter] greg: that part of my philosophy. always give bad news to people who are suffering. you can t get any worse, while you re here you re fired. kat? isn t this really about the human, like, weakness, the human desire for status that we re always trying to look for it and it undermines everything and underpins everything, i think? kat: yeah, especially because we re all going to do. greg: good point. kat: that what i always think bot most of the time. nick: you are. this guy s not. yn get better looking as i get older. kat: i am too, but i m still going going to die. you have yor blue check, buddy. greg: do i? yes, you do. everybody with more than million followers has the blue check. greg: i have 2.7 million. kat: yeah. greg: does that mean you re counting. i awl also by you were going to bring that up. some people care about status so much but i have 2.7 million followers and i don t have a million followers so i don t have a blue check, but i don t