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Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim parsons, host of the amber ruffin show, comedian and writer amber ruffin author yaa gyasi featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight great to hear. Lets get to the news. Last night was the first and only Vice President ial debate between Kamala Harris and i think a dead Airline Pilot during last nights debate, Vice President mike pence ...

Trump saw the quarter in the air, he said hey, thats how much i paid in taxes last year, and it went downhill from there. Because of the pandemic, theres no opening hand shake, no physical contact. The candidates remained socially distant. It was like date night with melania. Biden faced an unusual challenge. How do you diebate a pathologicl liar. Its like debating a parrot. The parrots going to repeat the same things and then take a dump on the New York Times. Their views on the integrity of th...

And it went downhill from there. Because of the pandemic, theres no opening handshake, no physical contact. The candidates remained socially distant the whole time. It was like date night with melania. Biden faced an unusual challenge. How do you debate a pathological liar . Its like debating a parrot. You can make whatever points you want but you know the parrots just going to say the same four things it knows and then maybe take a dump on the New York Times. There was plenty of back and forth....

Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim parsons, host of the amber ruffin show, comedian and writer amber ruffin author yaa gyasi featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight great to hear. Lets get to the news. Last night was the first and only Vice President ial debate between Kamala Harris and i think a dead Airline Pilot during last nights debate, Vice President mike pence ...

Teleprompter skills and make a case for why the chattering members need to apply international salve to International Hot spots. The chinese president xi jinping is missing out on the gathering. Everyone is terrified noko will make good on its promise to complete the nuclear program. So President Trump has to convince this room full of goons. He will tag team with netanyahu to convince every other country. And now that the president is fresh off its bipartisan dinner date with pelosi and schumer...

Teleprompter skills and make a case for why the chattering members need to apply international salve to International Hot spots. The chinese president xi jinping is missing out on the gathering. Everyone is terrified noko will make good on its promise to complete the nuclear program. So President Trump has to convince this room full of goons. He will tag team with netanyahu to convince every other country. And now that the president is fresh off its bipartisan dinner date with pelosi and schumer...

Well, kyle, looks like youre totally back to normal. Yeah, the more distance between me and the others from jersey, the better i feel. Yeah, but you still have it in you. You saved my life, kyle. Deep down inside, youre a monster, but youre my little monster. I just have one question, kyle. At sizzler, when you were yelling, muff cabbage, whats muff cabbage . Its a its a jersey thing. On this day, let us all remember that no people on this earth are really enemies only folks with differences. [g...

Thank you so much for tuning in our guests tonight from the movie thank you for your service, miles teller and jason hall, everybody cheers and applause but first, whats the worst way to start your day . With a big bowl of racism. The International Business times says kelloggs is accused of putting a racially insensitive cartoon on corn pops cereal boxes. Marvel comics writer asked kellogg why the only brown corn pop on the whole box is the janitor . Kelloggs said we did not intend to offend and...

Stephen whats going on . Jon i see you i see you stephen thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. Guess whos back . Hillary clinton. cheers and applause just this afternoon, she she emerged from the woods. Just this afternoon, she appeared here in new york at an event hosted by women for women international. And the moderator, christiane amanpour, interviewed secretary clinton and asked her about the 2016 campaign. What do you imagine your election a...

He just hes like hes like stephen king. But hillary may have accidentally revealed why she really lost. You know, if the election had been on october 27, id be your president. And it wasnt. It was on october 28. Stephen no, it was on november 8, maam. Well, october 29 is here and i am not president. I guess ill just stop campaigning in michigan and wisconsin thats my impression of hillary, by the way. I would have worked on it more if i knew she was going to be back. laughter but at the end of t...