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[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

Of covid, they are out of santas, so that that you bring me back in, keep the kids far away. i didnt know that you guys are obsessed with magic mike, but i love the idea of magic mike domc it is the single -- they should give every woman who buys a ticket to magic mike free scoop of litter with their purchase. its a cat lady movie! the movie took in $167 million last time around but took forever to count because they paid in singles. >> emily: the last flight i was on there was literally a whole...

Dont know -- like if it were him, i might be kind of proud. you did it, you took the initiative. but for a grown -- for a grown man its probably not the thing. im not a big video game guy. i own the playstation one time penetrated it for speakers for my truck and i traded those i think four -- it doesnt matter what i traded those four, actually. so video games, the call of duty stuff, i dont understand it. i kind of did call of duty one time. >> emily: up next, if you have covid mid air, its clo...

Lottery and been notified via text, like when you roll up to the longhorn and they tell you your order is ready. i just want to say, its not always the guy -- you know -- some of us wanted to be dads and just needed to told about it. >> emily: that is sweet, thats a good way of looking at it. >> i dont know. i didnt know that you were told that you are fathered by something vibrating like your table is ready at red lobster. >> emily: there is [indiscernible]. >> i did not reproduce, which is -- ...

Like a tiny ghost of christmas present, because im celebrated the holiday today because this year covid robbed me of christmas with my family. covid robbed us of our studio audience and it robbed me of my christmas eve feast of the seven fishes, the italian tradition of eating seafood and yelling. so to make up for it, we are having a feast tonight. not actual food, jimmy, dont get excited. its emilys feast of seven jokes. >> emilys feast of seven jokes. >> emily: in new years eve news, omicron ...

Us. remember, crowded football games were going to kill us! the only people who died at football games were jets fans who jumped off the stadium, you know what i mean? but im so sick of it -- but we know that to be true and im so sick of the warning about covid. as someone who is cohosting new years, as are you, i will be down in nashville, covid will be the best thing possible for me to catch, you know what i mean? if i come home with covid tomorrow, like oh thank god, what was i going to tell ...