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be there. he was supposed to be on a flight this morning from moscow to havana, cuba, but a reporter on the flight tweeted this photo of snowdens empty seat. meaning either he didnt show or he was in the bathroom. after all, he is a known leaker. the truth is, snowden could be anywhere, folks, even right here in had this studio. hold on, wait a second. jay, are you edward snowden? >> no, im jay. stephen: are you sure? youre white and you have glasses. >> so are you. tephen: oh, my god!...

captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, ive got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i dont have to tell you what that is. im being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and c...

captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, ive got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i dont have to tell you what that is. im being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and c...

>> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, ive got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i dont have to tell you what that is. im being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has go...

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of irresponsible speculation and i want in on it which brings me to my now running segment ♪ where in the world is edward snow-diego? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: if i get it right, i could win a trip to anywhere in the continental united states. oh, ive always wanted to go to queens. better get my shots. now, for weeks now, folks, its been believed that snowden has been holed up in hong kong. let me show you. okay. for weeks its been thought that hes holed up in hong kong...