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March 8, 2011
Million barrels a day and theres concerns of north africa and the middle east. now, completely different note, what is the biggest restaurant chain in the world? a lot of us assume its mcdonalds. well, its not anymore. according to the latest reports it is subway. subway overtaken mcdonalds with 33,749 sites opposed to 32,737 sites for mcdonalds. there are 24,000 of these subway restaurants in the united states. back to you. >> steve, let me just say, that aggression by subway will not stand. il...
August 3, 2010
Holy random moment of the day, batman. teddy, the pugs bark sounds a lot like the contained crusaders theme song. listen carefully. ♪ >> oh, yeah, sounds just like hes yelling batman from the 1960s television series. the screaming pug was a real knee-slapper, so he put teddy on hes website, and we put him on tv as our random moment of the day. ♪
July 2, 2010
Lively sense of humor. >> excellent ad libs the real question is who is going to play her in the snl skit? >> i dont think they could be as funny as elena kagan. >> if the supreme court thing doesnt work out she has a career in stand-up. >> sean: she has a sense of humor. forget the substantive issues. >> therefore, we ought to name david letterman to the supreme court. >> sean: i pick leno, go ahead. >> what a silly, silly analysis. heres the reality, if you are a conservative the more conserva...
July 2, 2010
Lively sense of humor. >> excellent ad libs the real question is who is going to play her in the snl skit? >> i dont think they could be as funny as elena kagan. >> if the supreme court thing doesnt work out she has a career in stand-up. >> sean: she has a sense of humor. forget the substantive issues. >> therefore, we ought to name david letterman to the supreme court. >> sean: i pick leno, go ahead. >> what a silly, silly analysis. heres the reality, if you are a conservative the more conserva...
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>> nothing? >> not a thing. all im thinking about, "dark knight" next week. dont care about anything else including your stupid show. >> well, at least are you honest. >> yes, i am, sir. >> go away. lets welcome our guest. she is so hot that baseball coaches now tell pitchers to bring the brooke goldstein. i am here with brooke goldstein. that was a clever swing there. founder of the children rights institute, totally made up, and the director of the law fare project. her latest book is called l...
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