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today the website college humor released a video encouraging high school students to go to college. it s featuring a rapping first lady michelle obama and snl s impersonator in chief jay farrow. what are you going to do after high school? i don t know, just hang out, i guess. hang out? your future is hazy trying to figure it out i m here so you crash and doubt it the whole world is your oyster can t keep dropping the ball with your future in the toilet get the degree. help me out flotu se you should go to college fill your head with knowledge building robots build bridges you can get your walk on be a math major hop a moon kcrater