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blaze. they shut down traffic on the nearby highway before they decided to let it burn out. the cause is unknown. in mississippi, three people are dead after a tractor-trailer collided with two school buses. the accident occurred when the big rig sideswiped with one of the drivers and struck a bus head on. it took the lives of the truck driver and two teachers and injured students. they re trying to hook up a couple of koala bears. they want abbie and oz to meat. an intimate dinner has been set. take notes, guys. well, now for a look at your national weather we turn to nbc meteorologist bill karins with the weather channel forecast. bill, are you wright it down? why are they separating them? whatever happened to then you re all excited. you open the car door.