So the very ingredients that comprised life are traceable to stars. They gave their live lives billions of years before we arrived. Rose so we are starred in. We are not only figure difficultly but quite lit reallyly stardust. Rose Neil Degrasse tyson for the hour, next. F funding for charlie rose has been provided by additional funding provided by and by bloomberg, a provider of multimedia news and Information Services worldwide. Captioning sponsored by Rose Communications from the wnet studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. Neil Degrasse Tyson is here, many know him as the most powerful nerd in the universe. He calls himself simply a servant of science. He is the long time direct are of the hadeon planetarium in new york and also the host of a new talk show on the National Geographic channel called star talk, it combines science culture and comedy to help bring the universe down to earth. Im pleased to have Neil Degrasse tyson back at this table. Welcome. Thank you charlie.
So the very ingredients that comprised life are traceable to stars. They gave their live lives billions of years before we arrived. Rose so we are starred in. We are not only figure difficultly but quite lit reallyly stardust. Rose Neil Degrasse tyson for the hour, next. F funding for charlie rose has been provided by additional funding provided by and by bloomberg, a provider of multimedia news and Information Services worldwide. Captioning sponsored by Rose Communications from the wnet studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. Neil Degrasse Tyson is here, many know him as the most powerful nerd in the universe. He calls himself simply a servant of science. He is the long time direct are of the hadeon planetarium in new york and also the host of a new talk show on the National Geographic channel called star talk, it combines science culture and comedy to help bring the universe down to earth. Im pleased to have Neil Degrasse tyson back at this table. Welcome. Thank you charlie.
From Comedy Central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. We have a nice one for you tonight. The great Geoffrey Rush will be joining us. Lets begin tonight with healthcare. Gov, rhymes with love. Last we checked in the embattled Obama Administration was making a simple promise to the american people. By the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. It will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. We will have it fully functioning by the end of november. Jon fully functioning by november . But as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. We dont know. laughter well, today the president called a press conference to make a slight adjustment to the promise of a fully functional web site by photograph 30th. The web site will work much better on november 30th, decem
Ass, okay. Kick this ass, thats all. Im not asking, im telling with this. Kick my ass. Jon i cant believe this. The web site, the web site fiasco has basically turned our president into artie. But of course for every cloud there is a silver lining. Certainly the rollout for the president s signature legislative accomplishment has been rough. But at least it has not been mayor of front rocky. Or as the mayor is now referred to the cracksmoking mayor of toronto laughter cheers and applause jon toronto mayor and intrepid yesterday appeared before the mighty toronto city council. As crowds of his supportive constituents gathered outside. So thats where south park got that. laughter anyway, ford has some splaningng to do. Mr. Mayor, do you still have zero tolerance for drugs, guns and gangs . Absolutely. laughter jon wait, did you see zero tolerance for drugs or jim morison like high tolerance for drugs. But then inevitably the 64,000 question or whatever crack costs in canada. Have you pur
Its because a wizard alien has cast his mighty spell. [cheers and applause] oh, im so glad its over, sharon, arent you . We are now with the young boys who helped stop the alien. Boys, how does it feel to be free of your illness . I guess it feels great. Thanks. Yeah, it feels great i never wanna see bush again i finally paid a lady to show me hers. You wanna know whats under that bush . Nothing but a pair of sick joker lips i am so happy that i am cured and no longer have any desire to have sex with anyone but my beautiful wife. Now i can be faithful, and my wife wont feel any need to get revenge by sleeping with a bunch of guys. I got sick this morning a sea was storming. So i officially announce my return to golf [cheers and applause] what the hell . This games all boring now. Yeah, wheres all the fighting . Dude, screw this. Who wants to hit a dumb, little ball around . Yeah, golf is stupid again. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from Comedy Central in new york this is