A College Athlete calls Little League sensation mone davis a shut. Hey, pick on somebody who doesnt throw harder than you. laughter applause what can guys get away with that women cant . I mean, other than peeing their names in the snee . laughter welcome to my noshame zone. This is the nightly show. cheers and applause cheers and applause larry thank you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Ah that makes me feel so good. Welcome to the nightly show. Im your host, larry wilmore. Sorry it looks like ive been crying but you know, the truth is i have. I got guys, i got really, really, really bad news today, and i just wanted to share it with everyone. Um, zayn is leaving one direction. laughter applause when i heard i locked myself in my dressing room. I wasnt going to come out until my producer said, larry, what would zayn do . He would do the show. , of course, until he decide to stop, and then applause im better. All right, im better better. All right. Here we go. We begin tonight with
laughter applause what can guys get away with that women cant . I mean, other than peeing their names in the snee . laughter welcome to my noshame zone. This is the nightly show. cheers and applause cheers and applause larry thank you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Ah that makes me feel so good. Welcome to the nightly show. Im your host, larry wilmore. Sorry it looks like ive been crying but you know, the truth is i have. I got guys, i got really, really, really bad news today, and i just wanted to share it with everyone. Um, zayn is leaving one direction. laughter applause when i heard i locked myself in my dressing room. I wasnt going to come out until my producer said, larry, what would zayn do . He would do the show. , of course, until he decide to stop, and then applause im better. All right, im better better. All right. Here we go. We begin tonight with 13yearold sports phenom mone davis an allstar Little League pitcher who was recently entrenched in a controversy. The 13ye
Jon i think its time to move on to a hillary impression . Jon if that was my o bomba impression how good do you think my hillary impression is going to be. Jon point well taken. Larry wilmore. That was it here is your moment of zen. Newt gingrich in his gradual rise in the polls has turned into a surge. He wasnt the perfect husband did things that were wrongxd asked gods forgiveness. I think a lot o larry tonightly, ben carson announces hes running for president. I havent heard anything that shaky since jamie foxx tried to sing the national anthem. laughter rand paul says hes glad his campaign didnt stop in baltimore. Ive got a good idea of where else his campaign wont be stopping. laughter and finally. Bill nye the science guy is here. Well probe the science of a grown man still trying to pull off a bow tie. laughter no justice, no peace, no the nightly show lets do this captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much thank you thank you. Thank you audience chanting l
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much thank you thank you. Thank you audience chanting larry larry oh, thats good very nice larry. Very good, very good welcome to the the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. We have a Great Program tonight. Bill nye the science guy the joining us on panel, so that should be a lot of fun. I have a lot of science questions for him. But first, its time for an election update. Roll that beautiful intro yeah, its the unblackening whos going to try to unblacken us now . Im ben carson, and im a candidate for president of the united states. cheers and applause audience booing larry were going to reblack . Is his whole Campaign Based on once you go black you dont go back . All right. Actually, its Perfect Timing for dr. Ben carson to jump in. Black guy, spent the last three decades working in baltimore. Hes definitely going to capitalize on all of that to score some points in the community. Youre obviously in florida right now talking to m
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much thank you thank you. Thank you audience chanting larry larry oh, thats good very nice larry. Very good, very good welcome to the the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. We have a Great Program tonight. Bill nye the science guy the joining us on panel, so that should be a lot of fun. I have a lot of science questions for him. But first, its time for an election update. Roll that beautiful intro yeah, its the unblackening whos going to try to unblacken us now . Im ben carson, and im a candidate for president of the united states. cheers and applause audience booing larry were going to reblack . Is his whole Campaign Based on once you go black you dont go back . All right. Actually, its Perfect Timing for dr. Ben carson to jump in. Black guy, spent the last three decades working in baltimore. Hes definitely going to capitalize on all of that to score some points in the community. Youre obviously in florida right now talking to m