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Kabul and other cities are of celebration on the streets with taliban supporters, those who support the government, chanting slogans like death to america. Because of course is notjust that the taliban came to power its last of Foreign Forces also left this mum two years ago. Along with the Islamic Emirate, which is what they described their new country. Two years ago not a single government in the country anywhere in the world has recognised this government. They say the taliban have not kept p...

Second, but he was in a thing called the civil war. You can understand that. Andrew jackson was really, really treated badly. In fact, his wife died during the process. A lot of people said she died because of the way they were treated. I mean, she was heartbroken and broken in so many other ways. I heard that for years. And i look now, even last night i was saying it. I said, Andrew Jackson or anybody else, when you think of the fake things, nobody has been treated like trump in terms of badly....

Its something which you would never believe could be possible, the potential that there could be a Serial Killer in their local hospital. Tonight, the untold story of britains most unlikely Serial Killer. We were actually told we would never have um, our own children. And then i found out i was pregnant, and then we found out we were having twins on valentines day. Wow. Which was lovely. Can you remember when you first saw them . There wasjust like a sheer elation and happiness that im like, ive...

That her nickname for husband david was goldenballs in 2001. 0ur arts correspondent David Sillito looks back at his life. Dont you get fed up of each other . Oh, yes, yes. I call him golden balls, you know, now. Did you ever say, you dirty rat . Never. Jimmy cagney. Orson welles. Jimmy stewart. These were distant, mysterious screen gods until parkinson brought them into your living room. The fact is that youre a crowd puller and frazier� s not, is he . Why is that . Well, number one, hes ugly....

Ugh how much longer do i have to sit here . Im just gonna do it. Im shut up. Stop talking pee my pants in your brain they wont even know. Bears, beets, battlestar galactica. Oh, my god, can we please literally go anywhere else . Silence the chatter. Bjork, bjork, bjork. Shut up, brain shut up gah [nicky blitz blast off] getting too close, better pull on back what if i travel the world, exploring what makes some places happier than others . Need a onetwo im looking at the ways that where we are. ...

Happening. Now, Breaking News and extraordinary repudiation of donald trump s former Vice President mike pence declares he cannot, in good conscious his words endorse his former boss. Were getting reaction depends is decision as some of the other republicans are rally behind trump and his bid to return to the white house also breaking trumps Special Prosecutor, nathan wade, just resigned in georgia after a judge ruled District Attorney fani willis may stay on the Election Interference case only ...

Such as david bowie and paul mccartney. And in 2001 Victoria Beckham let slip that her nickname for husband david was goldenballs. 0ur arts correspondent David Sillito looks back at his life. Dont you get fed up of each other . Oh, yes, yes. I call him golden balls, you know, now. Did you ever say, you dirty rat . Never. Jimmy cagney. Orson welles. Jimmy stewart. These were distant, mysterious screen gods until parkinson brought them into your living room. The fact is that youre a crowd puller a...

Kilmeade. There seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. Whenever one of their latest causes goes south. And myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. Whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopis legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. She did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. Direct your letters to h...

Threatening a quote, blood blood blood bath if he doesnt win in 2024. That was just one weekend, the first full weekend since the general election matchup became official, and it all happened in the course of a Single Campaign rally. Here is trump in ohio. We are going to put a 100 tariff on every single car that comes across the line and youre not going to be able to sell those. If i get elected. Now, if i dont get elected, itll be a bloodbath, that will be the least of it. Itll be a bloodbath ...

Hello, sweetheart. Good girl. 0k, there you go. And then at the back here, its rough, you can touch at the back here. Oh, yeah at least you are able to lay your hands on what is the last of a being on the planet. It is sad and i hope it doesnt happen again to another species. And why are they so rare, james . Um, its basically poaching, which has just been driven by human greed and greed in different forms greed for power, greed for their medicinal aspects. Someone who has been made to believe, ...