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of work to do and this bench needs to go over there. >> but we just moved it over here. >> dont question my authority, thanks! we talk about race and culture in serious ways. that is important. discussing these things in a sitcom, you are not offensive. you are able to take in new ideas. >> the family was doing something that nobody had ever done. >> we are talking about having one of the biggest bigots in america and having a black man coming to his house. >> you see my daughter glo...

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hello and welcome to the bbc�*s newsroom here in new broadcasting house in london. this week on unspun, the ferocious riots right across france seems to have died down after the shooting of a 17—year—old boy at a police check. in cities and towns, the housing estates and the grim outer suburbs, kept far away from the attractive centres have seen people of mostly arab, north african or african backgrounds out on the streets. translation: being a young - north african, black or ara...

its saturday 8th july. our main story: tributes are being paid to the eight—year—old girl who died when a car crashed into her school in wimbledon on thursday. shes been named as selena lau. her family says she was "adored and loved by everyone". another eight—year old girl and a woman in her 40s are still in a critical condition. a woman who was arrested on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving has been released on bail. louisa pilbeam reports. "an intelligent and chee...

do this on purpose. >> a dark house, a husband witho a gun. a wife dead on the floor. >> make sure that she is still breathing. >> oh, i dont think she is, damn it. >> there was no question who killed her. the mystery was why. >> i hear the door squeaking, and i hear the rumbling and i hear the dog growling. >> how could you not tell thats your wife?ld >> it was dark. >> he just kept saying it was an accident. he said he didnt do anything wrong. >> others disagreed.di >> we never for a...

hello and welcome to the bbc�*s newsroom here in new broadcasting house in london. this week on unspun, the ferocious riots right across france seems to have died down after the shooting of a 17—year—old boy at a police check. in cities and towns, the housing estates and the grim outer suburbs kept far away from the attractive centres have seen people of mostly arab, north african or african backgrounds out on the streets. being a young north african black or arab male in the est...

more news right now. right now on "andrea mitchell reports," defense secretary lloyd austin finally taking questions more than one month after hiding his diagnosis and surgery for prostate cancer from public and from the president. >> we did not handle this right. i did not handle this right. i should have told the president about my cancer diagnosis. i should have also told my team and the american public. i take full responsibility. i apologize to my teammates and to the american p...

daughter in arkansas. does the president acknowledge this as his granddaughter? >> i dont have anything to share. >> greg: cold. that damning "new york times" article, told how aids are told to flatly ignore hunters daughter. quote, have been told the bidens have six and not seven grandchildren, including two people familiar with the discussions. i wonder which mind dog faced phony soldier they got that f from. >> the best part of it all, i have six grandchildren, and i am crazy about ...

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