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im judge jeanine pirro come along with harold ford jr., jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. its 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ the white house is doubling down on a new border hoax. two years after falsely accusing border agents of whipping migrants, the administration is now falsely claiming texas governor greg abbott for the tragic drowning deaths of three migrants. last week, a mother and two children drowned in the rio grande while attempting to cro...

i said i was going to a mental health facility, because people knew i had mental health episodes that were bad, but nobody knew i was an addict. i kept my gambling a secret for years, and obviously it did eventually all come out. these british women fought to keep their gambling addiction a secret, until they were offered a lifeline — a place in a residential centre, and a chance to confront their addiction. i cant remember the exact amount, but it shocked my parents, it shocked my p...

Elton, lovely to see you, lovely to talk to you. Congratulations on the book ive thoroughly enjoyed it. Theres something thats not in it. I came to watford with Leicester City a long time ago around 79 80 and one of our players got a terrible gash in his leg and was carried off and had to have stitches in the Dressing Room and you went down to comfort him. Do you have any memory of that . I dont. That was me. Really, i dont. That was me. It was you . It was me. And you came down in the second ha...

♪ ♪ >> greg: thank you! all right! yeah! lets start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. its friday, so you know what that means. lets welcome tonights guests. you may recognize him from his feature in "average white guy" magazine, cohost of "fox & friends first," todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of "the morgan ortagus" show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] its been 12 years since she tested positive for food. "new...

its saturday, 13th january. our main story: the united states has confirmed its carried out a fresh strike on a houthi target in yemen overnight, a day after both the us and uk carried out a series of raids on the iran—backed group. the operation follows an attack by houthi rebels on commercial shipping vessels in the red sea. the group have said attacks in yemen will not go without "punishment or retaliation". graham satchell reports. before and after — satellite images show the i...

>> jesse: nick saban gets it. is biden next? >> vegetables would rot in the ground if they werent being picked by many illegal immigrants. the fact is that the birthrate in in this country is way below replacement level. >> jesse: cheap labor and more babies. the democrats finally confessed. newsom banning peewee football, but lets kids cut off their peepees. plus -- ♪ ♪ what separates good from great? everyone is talented. but what are the great have in common? grit. they wanted m...

likely averts time behind bars and gives hunter probation instead. he may have to pay a fine. some in the media defending the presidents son while attacking republicans in the process. >> republicans have been trying to stir up conspiracy theories left and right. one after another have been disproven. >> i suspect we will have lots of howling from the g.o.p. >> house republicans are going to keep this up. theyve decided to go all in on this as a way to keep the republican base enthusia...

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the wreckage of titanic. but the sub has a limited supply of oxygen. can thank is live with what we know and dont know. >> the red states and canadian coast guards are searching for the big things up in the atlantic ocean at a depth of 13,000 feet. where the pressure is up to 6,000 pounds per square inch. the u.s. coast guard says that sub went missing in a remote area about 900 miles east of cape cod near to titanic wreckage. the coast guard says rescuers are using airplanes, ships, s...

plea deal and will serve no time in prison. despite owing millions in taxes. among other potential crimes according to the irs officials. last night a big celebration to rub it in faces. joe, hunter and attorney general merrick garland all celebrated together! at a state dinner at the white house. according to garland we are not allowed question his conduct. any criticism of the department of justice is attack on democracy. watch this. >> some have chosen to attack the yesterday depart...