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when i was young, i wanted to become the best in the world. dreams do come true. my name is andreas vollsund. im mayor of time kommune. bryne is the big city in this community. bryne is a small place, but a warm place, a place where everyone knows each other. the people in bryne, in time kommune, in the jaeren, as we call it here, is, yeah, friendly people, but working, hard—working people. bryne is the biggest place in an area called jaeren, which is a very agriculture—heavy place...

who want to make it a reality. ageing by itself is the largest risk factor for every single disease, this chronic disease of ageing, so by targeting it, you target all disease together. but how do we separate science from snake oil? the longevity industry is worth billions with hopes of delaying disease, extending our sprightly years and maybe even throwing in a few extra. i let a system of science and data run my body. it does a betterjob taking care of me than i can. maybe even our f...

"jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. >> jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didnt see that coming. >> i aint say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but thats it. >> jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. >> $2,000. >> $3,000. >> done. >> holy [bleep]! >> jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus... ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just rele...

to remove trump from their. ballots california says not so fast. why? well, i will as the california secretary of state. this is all happening as republican presidential contenders are gearing up for the first major test. the iowa caucuses and new hampshire primaries, there just a couple of weeks away. who has the most at stake in these early contests? well ask our political panel this hour. plus, our culture critics are here to ring in the new year. we are looking at the biggest momen...

pristine peak, broken boards and piles of cheap polystyrene dump on our beaches. it’s dump on our beaches. its reall dump on our beaches. it�*s really disheartening to see this amount of waste. surfers may enjoy — this amount of waste. surfers may enjoy the _ this amount of waste. surfers may enjoy the fresh - this amount of waste. surfers may enjoy the fresh sea - this amount of waste. surfers may enjoy the fresh sea air, l may enjoy the fresh sea air, but the industry relies on...

>> welcome to a special edition of jesse waters, prime time. >> im pete hegseth in onm a friday night. now, last nighpete h fridayt, di trump was removed from the primary ballot in mainmarye this wasnt a decision made by a court or even by an elected official. donald trump was unilaterallyele removed by an unelectedd secretary of state, and herows. name is shenna bellows. you only have to rememberfor that for 15 minutes. but who is shenna bellow15s? st shes not a lawyer o ar a legal ex...

welcom america? welcome toe new years with tyrus. st mhappy new years eve. we almost made it. we didit f it.s 20 it felt like it was going to be 2023 for another year with tru inflation, corruption, defunding, my truths comeaux first world oppression, and ate white house that has the moral compass of aouse creepy man wita van down by the river. all right, chris farley. >> why the big smile? >> im glad u.s. and that is kennedy making drinks and solving real problems with use tonight. it...

taking trump down. today, he gets it. so will his campaign be more focused on the presidency or the former president. and the destruction of a major dam in southern ukraine floods the front lines. releasing millions of gallons of water and turning entire towns into lakes. as bad as it is, the worst may be yet to come. well have a live report from ukraine in just a minute. but we start with an intriging mystery surrounding the investigation into donald trump and his handling of classi...

and why would you at all free. ednesd happy wednesday, everybody. oh, yeah. ayybody, yeato critics still wal at dave chappelle, the legendarelley comedian just released a new netflix special. and you know what that means wha once again, its time to get. mad at jokes. true critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smir ink. wer now, you remember back in 2021, the usual suspects were ououtraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people...

does it for me. thank you for watching. right now american voices with alicia menendez. >> thanks so much, reverend sharpton. hello everyone im alicia menendez. this week seeing a president of the united states arraigned on federal criminal charges. today, a bombshell prediction from trumps former attorney general, saying that his former boss is quote, toast. well have that in just a second. trumps arraignment will go down on tuesday in miami, facing a judge and 37 counts of classified...