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>> good evening, everyone. im laura ingraham. this is the ingram mana ingrah e from washington tonight. my angle on the white house frea sak show we all saw coming in moments. >> but first, reverend, a 2024 bellwether. >> well, you cant say didnt try to warn them what theyre doing to the aut warn tho indusy in michigan and throughout the country is absolutely horrible e auto i, ridiculous. bidens job killing eve mandateo has dictated that nearly 70% of all cars sold in.than the united ...

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good morning, everyone. were going to take a minute to announce some good news. yesterday, clant collins is the new host of the 9:00 p.m. hour, opposite side of the day. >> i am. just when i got into this whole, you know, waking up at 3:30, everything. i had it down pat. >> i almost brought you a trash can and larmalarm clock. will youll never have to set an alarm clock. >> it will be very exciting. f fun to i dont views and i will miss you. >> of course im going to miss you. youve bee...

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