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a hearse carrying pele�*s coffin makes the journey from sao paulo to santos where the brazilian football legend will lie in state when i was 15, i wasjust discovering the joys of hip—hop and dreaming of playing cricket for england. at the same age, greta thunberg launched an international movement by skipping school. shes not a politician or a scientist, nor is she the first to campaign against climate change. at school, she was bullied for years, before being diagnosed with asperg...

january six committee. and i just think its a risk. because what if he loses? what is he supposed to say? the supreme court are bunch of traders? these are the people he appointed. >> of course, [laughs] , of course thats exactly what you do. john, listen, tara really just said how i feel. is it because its such a small carve out here, right? is it -- our he and his attorneys pointing to this one little thing that they could win, so they at least can say that they have a win, even thou...

supreme court has ruled against him so many times when it comes to disclosing his public information, including to january six committee. and i just think its a risk. because what if he loses? what is he supposed to say? the supreme court are bunch of traders? these are the people he appointed. >> of course, [laughs] , of course thats exactly what you do. john, listen, tara really just said how i feel. is it because its such a small carve out here, right? is it -- our he and his attorn...

how he had angels protected him and people who had crossed him in the past had gotten really sick, or their family had died. he would get this terrible grin that just looked evil. >> they were sisters, whose mom brought them here to live with others in this tight-knit commune. >> we were all having meals together and there were lots of parties. >> a swimming pool, a fleet of cool cars. it seemed like a kids fantasy. you are the little girl who got the horse for your birthday? >> i got ...

and emergency departments are in a "complete state of crisis". the president of the royal college of emergency medicine says as many as 500 people are dying every week in the uk as a result of delays to emergency care. three people have died after a fire broke out at a hotel in perth in scotland. emergency services, including 21 ambulance crews and nine fire trucks, were called to the new county hotel, just after five oclock this morning. thousands of roman catholics have begun paying ...

to the pope emeritus benedict xvi, whose body is lying in state at the vatican. pope francis will preside at benedicts funeral on thursday. iam i am away shortly, thank you for your company, ben brown will be here at the top of the next hour. now on bbc news, he has been the man making the headlines all year. zelensky: the making of a president. for weeks, volodomyr zelensky has been leading from the front, as ukraine resists russias invasion. explosion comforting the war�*s many vic...

We are expecting to see them in the next few moments leave Buckingham Palace on this late summer evening and travel into Westminster Hall where those who are paying their respects in the hall at that time will see the four of them together at the side of the coffin. It looks like they are just about to leave Buckingham Palace. The outriders are out of the gates. The Queen Consort will be with the king. Itll be the four of them standing together as theyin four of them standing together as they in...

these sitcom characters. theyre your friends. >> i dont think its going to pivot anymore. >> you think? >> they were purely selfish and purely immature. >> are you still master of your domain? >> im queen of the castle. >> you hope that youll have those kinds of relationships in your life. >> tonight is about celebrating our enduring weekend as friends, nay, family. >> good to see you too, girl. where you going? carnival? >> your friends, sometimes thats more family than the people tha...

implicate will be a time consuming task for him. he did a seven year stint on the -- he is someone used to doing with these kinds of sensitive materials. . he was a person performed by the trump team and the only person that the justice department also agreed on, so this is the only name that both sides are in agreement over being the special master in this. >> jennifer, in the judges order tonight, she is raising doubts about whether all the documents are classified are actually class...

especially when it comes to vacuuming my office, am i right? >> a sexist would say. >> thats terrible. very bad. but it all fairness, a woman did write that joke. which is proof if you want something done, you got to ask a woman. and she wrote it probably while watching one of her stupid soap operas. >> wow. what another sexist would say. >> ill stop. all right. so if youve -- have you seen any good movies lately? and i dont mean the one that went viral. but if you said no, thats your ...