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genuine risks and errors of others who only pretend. yeah, shes a real nelson mandela. more like nelson from the simpsons. anyway, when we think of risks, we think of young and you guys taking chances, daredevils, soldiers, seals teams, someone who will eat a bowl of chili before boarding a five hour flight. the opposite risk, the old, retired, sitting on the veranda sipping arnold palmers. but now its reversed. the old are the new young and the young are the new old. cancel culture ha...

filthy that even leopards living in public sewers refuse to go there. its too unclean. how dirty is delaware? it is so dirty joe biden said that when it rains it rains oil thats why everyone in delaware gets cancer it gets it from the oil ring. now joe biden has too. looking back voters probably shouldve known a little bit more about joe bidens related risk factors before he became president. its too late now and it just got worse. not only is joe biden six from delawares -- hes got co...

zeldin. he was released just hours later. >> there is only one option. [shouting] >> the suspect climbs on the stage, rushes toward is zeldin and tries to hold him off. he was quickly tackled by others on stage. a witness describes the terrifying scene. >> went behind the stage and saw him as he began to approach congressman zeldin and so i stepped up onto the stage, saw the attacker try to get into zeldins face and swing. i could see what looked like a razor, knife of some sort at the...

like this, when you spend all that money its important to plan a legacy for the place could be put to good use once the games are finished. ~ , , finished. the park is still thriving with football, _ finished. the park is still thriving with football, swimming, - finished. the park is still thriving with football, swimming, cycling| finished. the park is still thriving - with football, swimming, cycling and generallyjust being a nice place to come. generally “ust being a nice place t...

he says, does this look good? does this make my butt look big? its embarrassing. ive got a go now. >> a hit-and-run. go ahead. >> laura: we called out that gutsy gal, hillary clinton last week on the show. she apparently took time out of her busy schedule to respond to ma on twitter. ill have a response of my own in moments. but first, the big green fizzle. thats the focus of tonights angle. turns out todays democrat party, such as radicalized but instant stupid and impractical. >> the...

it is good to see her, she looks fantastic. [laughter] you can tell that she enjoyed her time off, it looks like she put on some weight. [laughs] also as you know it is my birthday. [laughs] [laughs] and like pumping through job -- >> he has a remarkable human being. >> he is an immensely, immensely talented -- >> he is very charming. >> he talks like a dude. >> he is such a visionary as a writer. >> he is a very, very nice guy. [laughs] >> he is funny, he is very funny. >> he is adora...

mike pompeo. in uvalde, texas, a new investigation that uncovered a local of majority officers never had active shooter training. more on that this hour. we begin this morning with new details on the investigations facing former president donald trump. we start in new york where during his deposition before the state attorneys general office, the former president took the fifth over 440 times as part of the state civil investigation into trumps business practices. in a lengthy stat...

>> some women put up with a sham of a marriage. but not diana. >> she wanted to blow the lid off everything. >> isnt it normal to feel angry and want to change the situation that is hurting? >> this was her going totally rogue, she was risking it all, not knowing where it would lead. >> dianas taking on one of the oldest and most powerful institutions in the world. >> she wanted her truth to be told, and she was determined that she was going to control her narrative. ♪ it was the sum...

see you at the end of tomorrow. why, because its 2 am. i will see you at the end of today, ill be honored to be here again. ill be honored to be here its the top of the, hour the star live special coverage of the january six hearing. weve been saying this will be the last hearing the committee members made [interpreter] clear at the outset of the proceedings that this will not be the end. they anticipate working throughout august, they say they are continuing to shake loose new evidenc...

one of the greatest ever tennis players, serena williams, has said, shes planning to bring down the curtain on her illustrious career. the 23—time grand slam champion, said she didnt like the word retirement, but would be evolving away from tennis after the us open. now on bbc news, the travel show. in the past few decades, the skyline of doha, qatars capital city, has changed beyond recognition. the discovery of oil in the 1930s, and then natural gas in the early 1970s, marked a sei...