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[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted vic...

All he did to try to bring peace between israeli and palestinians. Happy birthday, president carter. I will see again in a few minutes as a guest on inside with jen psaki, which starts right now. I know it seems like every single day we are talking about some incredibly wild split screen between the two candidates running for president i know it feels that way boy, we got another one today. On one side of the equation donald trump bumbled and lied his way storm damage in court nestor georgia. On...

There are Reports Tonight that a us official says israel intends to launch a Ground Offensive in lebanon, which could begin as soon as today. Israeli tanks are gathering by the countrys northern border. Israels Defence Minister, who was visiting troops today, told them the next phase of the war will begin soon. Hezbollah has said its prepared for all out war. Lets go straight to lebanon and the capital beirut, anna foster. There is a realfeeling of momentum in the Middle East tonight, after the ...

Fema in the national guard and quite a few of state and local officials. Its quite amazing its all been pulled together, really amazing. I want to thank Mayor Scott james of valdosta, where is scott . Where is scott . Hey, scott. Really great. Really greatjob. I want to thank Lieutenant Governor Bert jones in Agriculture Commissioner Tyler harper, representatives i said before Austin Scott and micah allen. And all of the others. Just Austin Scott and micah allen. And all of the others. And all o...

Good evening. Israel has declared an area around its border with Lebanon A Closed Military Zone and has told the united states that its going to launch a limited Ground Operation against hezbollah. Earlier today, the Deputy Leader of the iranian backed Military Group said they were ready to face israeli soldiers. President biden has called for an immediate ceasefire, a view echoed again tonight in the uk by foreign Secretary David Lammy. Israeli tanks have been massing close to the lebanese bord...

Mark Hello America i am Mark Levin this is life, Liberty Levin sunday. Well compared to great Guest Tonight Dave mccormick running in Mccormick And Robert Greene Y i want to cover what we are going on in israel to great show tonight. Glad youre here. Ive been thinking about it Kamala Harris this diabolical campaign they are running, what gives here . Ive decided civil she may of 20 some personnel she definitely is three parts to her personality. What are the three parts . In her personality . Nu...

Mark Hello America i am Mark Levin this is life, Liberty Levin sunday. Well compared to great Guest Tonight Dave mccormick running in Mccormick And Robert Greene Y i want to cover what we are going on in israel to great show tonight. Glad youre here. Ive been thinking about it Kamala Harris this diabolical campaign they are running, what gives here . Ive decided civil she may of 20 some personnel she definitely is three parts to her personality. What are the three parts . In her personality . Nu...

Lebanon ironic now bowing revenge. Hezbollah as drug in the state and the entire region and our wider escalation. The islamic public of our rounrunwill be on the side of Ln And Resistance by all means. Fury from iran after the israeli airstrikes on the main Hezbollah Compound and by Rupert Senate foreign Relations Committee Member Chris Coons joins us on what may happen next in the volatile region. Then, Jd Vance and Tim Walz about too go headtohead and theyre only scheduled to face off before E...

Mark Hello America i am Mark Levin this is life, Liberty Levin sunday. Well compared to great Guest Tonight Dave mccormick running in Mccormick And Robert Greene Y i want to cover what we are going on in israel to great show tonight. Glad youre here. Ive been thinking about it Kamala Harris this diabolical campaign they are running, what gives here . Ive decided civil she may of 20 some personnel she definitely is three parts to her personality. What are the three parts . In her personality . Nu...

Forward. You see, Donald Trump is stuck in the past. But its like i say to my husband, doug, when he leaves his phone at the chilis. We are not going back you know, Trump And Vance are weird. All right . They want the government to control what you do in your bedroom, what books you read. You know, in minnesota, we have a saying, mind your Damn Business we also have another saying in minnesota, my nuts froze to the park bench. They say that me blaming the democrats for inciting violence is the p...